Meh...mutts, who'd have'em!?

[Kelt]

Dogs, I know why I don’t like dogs…

Walking back from the shops this morning, four bags of shopping, hear a bloke on the opposite side of the street shouting summat.
Look over , his little black sausage shaped mutt is running over to me.

Awww, cute little mutt’s coming over to say hello methinks…NOT!

Little ****er bit me on the leg!!

Left a nice dog-mouth impression, with a couple of puncture wounds to boot!

Looking forward to a tetanus injection this afternoon…

No swearing

Gilly

 

[Brian8bit]

Just be thankful it was a sausage dog and not some hoods bull breed.

 

[twist3d0n3]

get it destroyed!

no, don't, it probably smelt your sausages in your shopping bag

 

[mrteabag]

Dogs have always been nice to me. Maybe you smell bad.

 

[Buddah]

Photograph of it with a Hovis sausage sandwich or it didn't happen.

 

[Andy]

No matter what you say, Dogs stink and are unhygienic. You should have booted the little bugger!

 

[Redz]

pwnd

 

[Burnsy2023]

No matter what you say, Dogs stink and are unhygienic. You should have booted the little bugger!

Unhygienic how exactly?

 

[KaHn]

Unhygienic how exactly?

general concept of dog fearing folk.

I just tend to ignore it mate.

KaHn

 

[flibbage0]

haha suspended, first time I have seen a live suspension.

 

[wordy]

pwnd

lol.

 

[hood1971]

Unhygienic how exactly?

Have you seen where they continually lick?



And the op is a sick, sick man for hating dogs

 

[Cosimo]

LOL he got bitten by more than the dog.

 

[lcg]

pwnd

Twice!

 

[TheMightyTen]

No matter what you say, I stink and am unhygienic. Just punch me in the face!

Fixed to reflect an equal level of accuracy in the statement.

 

[uvarvu]

I've never been a fan of dogs as they always seem to go for my groin Not a fan of any pets really. The furthest I have been is to have goldfish.

 

[SB118]

No matter what you say, ***s stink and are unhygienic.

How narrow minded. Imagine is if millions of people worldwide had that sort of mindset. oh wait .....

 

[Wicksta]

Unhygienic how exactly?

They stink, and their owners cars and houses do as well. Even the cleanest dog owners I know have that doggy smell in their house, but of course they can't smell it so don't think their house smells of poo.

 

[Knubje]

What did the owner say after it bit you? Did you get an apology? What was your reaction OP?

Dogs are good when you have them, I miss our old family German Shepards. However, when you don't have them you realise how much responsibility they are and how easy life is without one. They also stink up your house a fair bit. If you own the dog or its your house you don't notice though because you get used to it.

 

[matt_fsr]

Op's on holiday Knubje

Did you miss the "Welcome back Gilly" thread?