Men using sun beds

shifty_uk · 31 May 2007 at 16:11

Dreadi said:
Dear god. If you want a tan go and flipping use it, i honestly can't believe you'd let people on an internet forum stop you from doing something you want to do!

An internet forum full of geeks.

iCraig · 31 May 2007 at 16:11

Dreadi said:
Dear god. If you want a tan go and flipping use it, i honestly can't believe you'd let people on an internet forum stop you from doing something you want to do!

He's made the right choice and will thank us for it the next time a woman strokes his correctly coloured chest.

Stephen7372 · 31 May 2007 at 16:13

Definately GAY more importantly gaurentteed to damage your skin

arfur · 31 May 2007 at 16:20

I used one for a couple of sessions before heading abroad, nothing worse than being noticed as a new arriver around the pool ! , oh and I'm married with a kid, and would def give Davina McCall a go or Charlotte Church so I dont think it makes you go gay, the only people who think it makes you gay are the ones who arent sure about the way they swing but hang out with only lads...tackle each other to the ground in football or rugby then have a shower together... thats gay... you decide...

Stephen7372 · 31 May 2007 at 16:24

YOu'll damaged your skin, sun tan = skin damage

-|ScottFree|- · 31 May 2007 at 16:28

If you are a man and you are attracted to other men... that is when you can consider yourself gay.

If you want to use a Sunbed... go ahead.

If you are into working out and you want to give you pecs, abs and tri's more definition. Go to the sunbeds.

If you are going on holiday, top up your tan and have a few beds before you go.

If you want to use the Sunbeds, dont ask here on the OcUK forums.

malc30 said:
In my opinion this is the first step of the gay ladder, kind of a way to suck you in to all that Gay crap, first a sunbed then a facial then before you know it you're getting a Back, Sack & crack waxing
During this period you will inevitably be involved in some kind of homoerotic sport which covers your need to touch mens bums like nekked wrestling or summit.
Either way i am only talking about it to warn you & will now go back to spitting at my dog & drinking numerous cans.

Sunbeds however have never been linked to homosexuality. The experience of malc30 is one that has obviously left him scarred and deeply traumatised. I would suggest that the Sunbed for him was a catalyst to a realisation of his admiration of the male phsyique. Thankfully having suffered the pain of having the "sack wax" and the many years of engaging in homoerotic sports he has settled back to being just another member of the OcUK forums.....

squiffy · 31 May 2007 at 16:29

facial. he he.

arfur · 31 May 2007 at 16:32

Stephen7372 said:
YOu'll damaged your skin, sun tan = skin damage

whats that, couldnt hear you over someone shouting

walking outside in the sun can give you cancer as well but its everyones choice... (unless your in Jail)

4T5 · 31 May 2007 at 16:35

-|ScottFree|- said:
If you are a man and you are attracted to other men... that is when you can consider yourself gay.

If you want to use a Sunbed... go ahead.

If you are into working out and you want to give you pecs, abs and tri's more definition. Go to the sunbeds.

If you are going on holiday, top up your tan and have a few beds before you go.

If you want to use the Sunbeds, dont ask here on the OcUK forums.

Sunbeds however have never been linked to homosexuality. The experience of malc30 is one that has obviously left him scarred and deeply traumatised. I would suggest that the Sunbed for him was a catalyst to a realisation of his admiration of the male phsyique. Thankfully having suffered the pain of having the "sack wax" and the many years of engaging in homoerotic sports he has settled back to being just another member of the OcUK forums.....

Classic

One thing is bothering me though, knowone is just another member as all members are special

Wang Computer · 31 May 2007 at 16:39

It's hella gay...

If that alone isn't enough to dissuade you from using one, the possible health risks they pose should. Skin, particularly that of Caucasian, European people simply isn't designed to cope with such quantities of UV. Which always makes me wonder why, in some corners of society, a tan is considered 'healthy' when it's purely the visual result of damaged skin. Ironic world we live in, huh?

My personal opinion is, sun bed tans look awful and tend to be the occupation of (for want of a better word) slappers and those annoying camp types...

xb8browney · 31 May 2007 at 16:42

Psycho Sonny said:
correct answer

now close this thread immedietly before the gayboy's arrive

Couldnt agree more.

hyper_piper45 · 31 May 2007 at 16:45

Going on a sunbed is defiantly not gay. If you want a tan then go on one. If you are worried about the health risks use fake tan instead.

Tans make people look much better and i don't think there is anything wrong with men wanting to improve the way they look.

monkeyspank · 31 May 2007 at 16:45

Lots of nerds telling you it's gay but you can make your own mind up mate.

Why not give it a try, that's what the 5 free minutes is for.

Mr Nice · 31 May 2007 at 16:46

ahem

Wang Computer · 31 May 2007 at 16:46

hyper_piper45 said:
Tans make people look much better .

I don't think that's true.

hyper_piper45 · 31 May 2007 at 16:50

Wang Computer said:
I don't think that's true.

Obviously that is my personal opinion. Everyone likes different things and thats what makes the world an exciting place. I will admit that some people look good when they are whiter than casper. But a tans can also take some girls look a lot better.

Wang Computer · 31 May 2007 at 16:59

hyper_piper45 said:
Obviously that is my personal opinion. Everyone likes different things and thats what makes the world an exciting place.

Thank you, I hadn't realised. I'm off to dance around the meadow now.

hyper_piper45 said:
But a tans can also take some girls look a lot better.

Until they reach age 30, whereby their skin had attained a glorious, leather like appearence that might be descibed as 'prune-esque' or perhaps some other suitable texture for nature's eyesore collections. What the hell am I talking about?

theleg · 31 May 2007 at 17:04

bakes0310 said:
cheers for all the replys

So i think ill give it a miss after all these comments saying its gay.

wow..now that really is gay.

ChroniC · 31 May 2007 at 17:13

Stephen7372 said:
YOu'll damaged your skin, sun tan = skin damage

quoted for falseness.

Sun burn is damage to your skin, a sun tan is the third layer of your skins natural reaction to uva light to which melanocytes realise melanin, which in turn helps as a protective layer and stops sun burn occuring.

There is no harm in doing this slowly, do it to quickly and you will damage the skin turning it red not brown, which will peel.

Originally Posted by bakes0310
cheers for all the replys

So i think ill give it a miss after all these comments saying its gay.

Mate do what you want, be happy with your own choices in life, as that is you. People who let other people dictate there existence are idiots, and besides half the people that said its gay are only doing it to fullfill the macho stance to increase the size of there Epenis, they all would like a tan really. Its not make up ffs.

Mark47 · 31 May 2007 at 17:21

I don't use sunbeds but there is nothing wrong with it. We have crap weather, it is just like sunbathing basically. Is everyone who sunbathes gay?

Or are all the pasty white people who cant get a GF gay?