Milk Thieves! How do you stop them?!!

silversurfer said:
Havent tried that but it sounds sick
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You get a cup of water then add the powder.

It turns itself into milk then :p

Its usually found in old peoples houses and it tastes weird =/
 
AcidHell2 said:
Mix viagra and laxitives for the ultimate laughing session.
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Reminds me of someone I shared a house with years ago, kept denying that they were using my aftershave even though they stank of it every time they came out of the toilet. There was little difference in appearance between the aftershave and urine but I decided to replace it with rancid cold tea instead (shame on me for not growing a set).
 
Get a thermos cool bag or similar. Some of the ones you buy have zips that you could lock with a comibination padlock. Either that or get a Pacsafe of some kind which will be useful if you ever go travelling. This is of course if you feel you need to resort to going this far. Shame your housemates are such tools ;)
 
We take powdered milk with us when my brother and I go hiking and camping. Can put it in a small tub and keep it with the brewing gear. Lasts forever and there is no weird taste when it is used in tea or coffee.
 
Latenight + Rifle


Pros:

Milk will be saved.

Cons:

You will have to sleep in a cell with another man.
 
Add a bit of green food colouring. It'll look mank to them then they put it on their cereal. Or openly cough lots then swig from the bottle in front of them.

Or use the alternatives above. Laxatives should fix them. If they're really determined to steal your milk, get some loosener in it and mark the level discreetly. Then you'll be able to tell if anyone's used it. See if they own up when they're pebbledashing the bowl.
 
number41 said:
Spec me a lockable milk container lol :D Or one that electrocutes people!
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If you google for Shockolate Vault, you will find an electric shock box, but it works on a timer rather than an access code, so you would be locked out of it as well whilst activated.
 
i have a mini fridge in my uni house...works a treat. keep it hush thou or people will just walk in when your out. Also you could try eye drops in your milk...i hear it has BAD effects
 
porkrind said:
stay up one night and gets some lsd and spike your milk with it !

I bet they never touch them again!
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Or they will come back more often.

As already said just put something not nice in there.
 
I've been in this position constantly over the last 3 years (barring the last 4 months, in which I gave up dairy products).

Basically, there is no solution. If you were to buy a lockable vessel you'll be branded a ******. If you buy more milk they'll just drink more milk. If you stop buying, then no other **** will bother, and you're left with no milk.

Other than handing out free fist sandwiches with every serving of milk, aint nowt a civilised person can do :(.
 
david.n.c said:
i have a mini fridge in my uni house...works a treat. keep it hush thou or people will just walk in when your out. Also you could try eye drops in your milk...i hear it has BAD effects
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I was going to try that myself, but there's a certain stigma attached. I would have been ostracised :(.
 
Go in to each of their rooms in turn at 5am and shout the ****ing house down. Just go totally ballistic and they won't do it again.


[Pink floyd]
Give 'em a short, sharp shock, they won't do it again.
[/Pink Floyd]
 
I had housemates who would steal my bread and bacon when they got back from the pub in the early hours to make bacon sandwiches while I was asleep.

I know it sounds petty to get annoyed over, but it was the principal of the thing.

Damn annoying to wake up and no bacon sandwich :(

Buy a NERF Gun and steakout the fridge and shoot them in the ding dongs for the win :)
 
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