Milk

SkeeterUK said:
Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.

Why? You may ask.

No bugger'll drink it. And the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
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In case anyone is wondering what on earth SkeeterUK and I are babbling about, it's a scene from Red Dwarf:

 
Dolphin milk clearly = jizz

So no thank you sir, not on my chips

Normal cows milk. I have to have a pint before I leave in the mornings
 
I'd love to try all different types of milk!

Pig milk, horse milk, kangaroo milk, gorilla milk, elephant milk, rhino milk, hippo milk :)
 
You can just imagine all the pretentious posh unemployed heirs ordering at Starbucks their grande soya extra hot dolphin skimmed milk latte.
 
My wife used to do missionary work in Russia, and was offered 'fish milk'. She queried this, as she wasn't aware fish had milk, and they explained it by saying 'boy milk', as in the sperm of the fish.

I hope you are not referring to the above?

My only real problem with having 'Dolphin milk' (true milk) would be how they managed to milk dolphins, and as highly intelligent being's, I wouldn't want to put a dolphin through the mental anguish of being captured/milked etc.

So no. (To your complete bizarre question).
 
Reldar said:
I'd love to try all different types of milk!

Pig milk, horse milk, kangaroo milk, gorilla milk, elephant milk, rhino milk, hippo milk :)
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What about cat milk?

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