Moisturiser

Mr. Anderson · 26 Dec 2009 at 18:56

My mum got me moisturiser for xmas, it'[s aparently not gay anymore :confused:

but i said i would use it, only problem is i don't know where you use it. I'm thinking it would probably be good on my scrotum, but also i'm pretty confidant you dont use it there so i'm in a bit of a muddle. I'd like to say to my mum i just went and used it, rather than ask her what to do with it.

starfighter · 26 Dec 2009 at 18:57

scrotum lol, its for your bum hole, make sure you get it right up there or it wont work.

Fenris · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:01

Throw it into a river and go get yourself a pint.

agw_01 · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:03

You use it as lube. Just don't place it next to a tube of superglue or things could get even stickier!

Kenai · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:05

agw_01 said:
You use it as lube. Just don't place it next to a tube of superglue or things could get even stickier!

LIKE YOUR HAND FULLY STUCK TO YOUR PENIS LOL

Biohazard · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:06

Mr. Anderson said:
I'm thinking it would probably be good on my scrotum

Hahahahaha. hahahahaha, lol \o/

you should win a prise.

agw_01 · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:06

Kenai said:
LIKE YOUR HAND FULLY STUCK TO YOUR PENIS LOL

RandomTom · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:08

Nowt wrong with moisturiser. Having flakey dry skin is horrible.

Biohazard · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:09

RandomTom said:
Nowt wrong with moisturiser. Having flakey dry skin is horrible.

You often exhibit this condition from your sack?

lol

Gackt · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:10

Your face, and you could also use it for your hands and anywhere where you might suffer from dry skin or eczema.

There's nothing homosexual about looking after your appearance. Although the closet gays and fuglies will say otherwise.

Biohazard · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:10

I don't shave for weeks on end so should probably leave if thats the case

gillywibble · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:18

lol gay.

Morba · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:18

Biohazard said:
I don't shave for weeks on end so should probably leave if thats the case

you probably don't need to

Biohazard · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:20

Morba said:
you probably don't need to

I end up half giving myself a haircut, it becomes impossible to distinguish facial hair too scalp hair

sideburns are a pain.

rest i don't mind about until i start jagging myself. love sand papering the girlfriends face

Morba · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:20

nothing wrong with moisturising your skin, face and hands.

RandomTom · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:20

Biohazard said:
You often exhibit this condition from your sack?

lol

Nay, wouldn't moisturise that, that's just weird.

Hear, hear Morba.

jp_bl_68 · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:22

RandomTom said:
Nay, wouldn't moisturise that, that's just weird

But it feels so good!

Morba said:
nothing wrong with moisturising your skin, face and hands.

Agreed.

Biohazard · 26 Dec 2009 at 19:23

what about lypsyl?

smit101 · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:01

You'd be better off using coconut oil or olive oil,commercial moisturisers are toxic gloop!

Disco Boy · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:03

gillywibble said:
lol gay.

very