Monday joke!

I walked past a Mosque the other day. With 100 pairs of shoes outside I can only assume there is a giant bouncy castle inside!
Why did I chuckle at that? :o


I can recall as a teenager walking through the carnival and seeing those bouncy castles. Me and my mate would run into 'em as fast as we could, bounce off the back wall, and run back out (with shoes on of course) and be gone before the usher could say a word. :D
 
Who said anything about alzheimers? :p

Who said anything about jokes. ;)

Learn Japanese in five minutes:

That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great - Fu Kin Su Pah
 
Who said anything about jokes. ;)

Learn Japanese in five minutes:

That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great - Fu Kin Su Pah

best one so far
 
And there I made the mistake of thinking there would be something funny in this thread. Really needed it after this Monday!
 
Who said anything about jokes. ;)

Learn Japanese in five minutes:

That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great - Fu Kin Su Pah

Almost fell off my chair LOL
 
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