Monday joke

[rubberduck]

Bloke 1: I'm so upset, my wife is leaving me to start a new life in the USA.

Bloke 2: Alaska?

Bloke 1: No point, her mind is already made up!

 

[s452]

*sigh*

 

[Unicorn]

Thank god im off home soon if this is what GD is bringing today

 

[davethe11]

joke is a joke

 

[topgun06]

Terrible!

 

[MooMoo444]

Gets a 0 from me.

 

[Jono8]

Doesnt even make sense really...

 

[Cosimo]

I've got a plane ticket to Alaska waiting for you.

 

[PapaLazaru]

OP is a joke

Fixed.

 

[Alphane]

My wifes going on Holiday in the Carribean..

Jamaica ?

No it was her idea

 

[ZG002]

My wifes going on Holiday in the Carribean..

Jamaica ?

No it was her idea

lol that one was better and I don't know why

 

[metbandit1]

My wifes going on Holiday in the Carribean..

Jamaica ?

No it was her idea

Now that was funny!

 

[jas72]

 

[gatzi]

Doesnt even make sense really...

You said it

 

[Morbius]

I've just been on holiday to Poole.

In Dorset?

Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Is it wrong that I found this slightly funny

 

[pingwing]

It gets a smirk

 

[Efour]

i did a small lol

 

[Participant]

My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays.

Jakarta?

No, she went by plane.

 

[GhostlyPea]

4/5. Joke has potential but lacked a quality delivery.

- GP