Mondays joke thread!
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indeed like the iraq warSteedie said:Wow, bit old that one
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Why did the astronomer throw his telescope in the sea?
A giant clown told him to eat it, but he didn't want to!
What did the child say to the clown?
You are a rubbish clown!
Why did the fat woman's septic tank explode?
It was full of elephant eggs!
A giant clown told him to eat it, but he didn't want to!
What did the child say to the clown?
You are a rubbish clown!
Why did the fat woman's septic tank explode?
It was full of elephant eggs!
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A man with an orange for a head walked into a bar and ordered a drink
The barman, somewhat bemused by the sight of a man with an orange for a head, had to ask the question, "Excuse me sir, but i couldnt help wondering how you came to have an orange for a head?"
Now the man with the orange for a head was used to this question, and felt he was obliged to answer.
"Well, its quite simple really. One day i was up in the atttic when i came across a lamp. Naturally, having watched Aladdin, i rubbed it, and WHOOSH a genie appeared. I was surprised as you would be, and listened as the genie granted me three wishes.
My first wish was for riches beyond all belief, and sure enough my bank account was filled. My second wish was for a beautiful girl to come to my house and marry me. That too was granted"
"Oo" said the bartender, "what happened with the third wish?"
"Ah", said the man with an orange for a head, "this is where it got interesting"
"Oh yes?" said the bartender
"Oh yes" said the man with the orange for a head. "My third wish was that i had an orange for a head"
The barman, somewhat bemused by the sight of a man with an orange for a head, had to ask the question, "Excuse me sir, but i couldnt help wondering how you came to have an orange for a head?"
Now the man with the orange for a head was used to this question, and felt he was obliged to answer.
"Well, its quite simple really. One day i was up in the atttic when i came across a lamp. Naturally, having watched Aladdin, i rubbed it, and WHOOSH a genie appeared. I was surprised as you would be, and listened as the genie granted me three wishes.
My first wish was for riches beyond all belief, and sure enough my bank account was filled. My second wish was for a beautiful girl to come to my house and marry me. That too was granted"
"Oo" said the bartender, "what happened with the third wish?"
"Ah", said the man with an orange for a head, "this is where it got interesting"
"Oh yes?" said the bartender
"Oh yes" said the man with the orange for a head. "My third wish was that i had an orange for a head"
thecremeegg2 said:A man with an orange for a head walked into a bar and ordered a drink
The barman, somewhat bemused by the sight of a man with an orange for a head, had to ask the question, "Excuse me sir, but i couldnt help wondering how you came to have an orange for a head?"
Now the man with the orange for a head was used to this question, and felt he was obliged to answer.
"Well, its quite simple really. One day i was up in the atttic when i came across a lamp. Naturally, having watched Aladdin, i rubbed it, and WHOOSH a genie appeared. I was surprised as you would be, and listened as the genie granted me three wishes.
My first wish was for riches beyond all belief, and sure enough my bank account was filled. My second wish was for a beautiful girl to come to my house and marry me. That too was granted"
"Oo" said the bartender, "what happened with the third wish?"
"Ah", said the man with an orange for a head, "this is where it got interesting"
"Oh yes?" said the bartender
"Oh yes" said the man with the orange for a head. "My third wish was that i had an orange for a head"
LOL
