Monkey Making Tips

Walkerie · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:03

need some please , im guessing someone will say dont we all . =]

im wondering about building pc's as part time work but i cant see how i would make much of a profit in doing so. any tactis ( or ideas ) anyone could please lend me . i do part time work atm but it does my head in thanks all.

Pebbles · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:07

Firstly, you need two monkeys...a girl one and a boy one....

crunchman · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:09

Dont we all

Ive already got one but would like another so they can have a faeces war

Ive had enough playing against him on my own

Chris [BEANS] · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:10

are you trying to make a real monkey or a replica??

SexyBetty · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:11

crunchman said:
Dont we all

Ive already got one but would like another so they can have a faeces war

Ive had enough playing against him on my own

Throw it against the wall, thats always fun

Chris [BEANS] · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:13

SexyBetty said:
Throw it against the wall, thats always fun

WHAT??!! throw a monkey against the wall!!?? :eek:

crunchman · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:14

SexyBetty said:
Throw it against the wall, thats always fun

The monkey ??

If its intended as punishment Id rather spank the monkey

Yewen · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:14

Building pc's does not provide much money.

If you are fairly skilled you could go into small buisness' and see if they have any ict support, if not provide it to them at a dirt cheap rate.

Walkerie · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:21

whats a dirt cheap rate to u?

SexyBetty · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:23

crunchman said:
The monkey ??

If its intended as punishment Id rather spank the monkey

Of COURSE the monkey! What did you think I was talking about?!?! :confused:

dylanlewis2000 · 11 Aug 2005 at 21:46

hard work? conning people? money laundering? drug running?

the only way to make money is by good honest hard work

either that or you can try your luck on the scratch cards, however i dont think they are going to be paying out much anytime soon because the national lottery is saving for the 2012 olympics...?

seaviewuk · 11 Aug 2005 at 22:56

mystery shopper

my mate gets £8 per hour sitting on trains observing guards going about their work and rating the catering service! plus he gets a free rail pass into the bargain!

Scotty · 11 Aug 2005 at 22:58

Entice the male monkey by getting an attractive female monkey.

As far as I know two male monkeys don't work unfortunately

. They may try it but alas due to nature's constraints they can not procreate

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Bri · 11 Aug 2005 at 22:59

I fail to see how these jobs etc will get the OP any closer to creating a primate :confused:

Obl][vion · 11 Aug 2005 at 23:05

Chris [BEANS] said:
WHAT??!! throw a monkey against the wall!!??

Against a wall? Nah, you want to hoy it into the sea!

KASM · 11 Aug 2005 at 23:06

Pebbles said:
Firstly, you need two monkeys...a girl one and a boy one....

oh how I wish I was first to reply to this thread

Chris [BEANS] · 11 Aug 2005 at 23:07

Obl][vion said:
Against a wall? Nah, you want to hoy it into the sea!

"you threw a monkey into the sea?!"

LoadsaMoney · 11 Aug 2005 at 23:08

Pebbles said:
Firstly, you need two monkeys...a girl one and a boy one....

Nice one.

nikebee · 11 Aug 2005 at 23:16

genetic mutation?

DNA construction and the like?

not sure on this but google usually has the answer

have you tried contacting that dude from South Park?

Chris [BEANS] · 11 Aug 2005 at 23:18

nikebee said:
have you tried contacting that dude from South Park?

Think you've got the wrong end of the stick there mate, he had a monkey for a head, but he didn't make monkeys.
:rolleyes:

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