Monkey Making Tips

[Bri]

"you threw a monkey into the sea?!"

Will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea? All I can see is a monkey spinning towards the water.

 

[IceBus]

It's hard to make a monkey do anything... Perhaps offer some sort of bribe, a banana or a trip to climb some big trees or something. Some monkeys can be taught sign language (bonobo apes for example) and maybe you could teach a monkey sign language, then carefully explain your request and he might comply?

A monkey who knows sign language could also be a money spinner, but I doubt you care about such trivial things. This is monkey science.

 

[KASM]

Hope this helps

http://www.ehow.com/how_1303_make-monkey-piñata.html

though its amazing what a few balloons can do

http://www.professorwonder.com/balloon.htm

 

[Belmit]

Think you've got the wrong end of the stick there mate, he had a monkey for a head, but he didn't make monkeys.

Mephisto made a monkey with four asses IIRC, amongst other quadruple-posteriored creatures.

 

[KotFM]

Make sure it has wings of some sort, then it could join my despotic monkey regime! (has this joke been done too much yet?)
Sorry, can't help with the original question as I've just got back from the pub...

 

[Bri]

Fly monkeybats.....

 

[Fafhrd]

When in Hartlepool you should surely hang your monkey

 

[nikebee]

Think you've got the wrong end of the stick there mate, he had a monkey for a head, but he didn't make monkeys.

i meant Mephisto

the mad scientist that alters DNA and creates things/people




who is this strange person you talk about with a monkey for a head?

 

[KotFM]

Fly monkeybats.....

Well, I suppose you could use them as part of the delivery system. How many other companies can offer custom built PCs transported by airborne primates?

 

[Chris [BEANS]]

i meant Mephisto

the mad scientist that alters DNA and creates things/people




who is this strange person you talk about with a monkey for a head?

Hmmmm, seems i made a mistake!! There definately is a character out there somewhere called "Proffesor Monkey For A Head" and he obviously has a monkey for a head!
Cant thnk where he's from now though

 

[dirtydog]

The very easiest way of making extra money is to spend less. If that is an option for you, consider that as one option.

 

[Tax Evader]

Will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea? All I can see is a monkey spinning towards the water.

Well, it didn't go straight in the water... It bounced off a rock

 

[Bri]

Well, it didn't go straight in the water... It bounced off a rock

Oh, Skodaman. That's such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them they get something out of it, a nice perfume or something.

 

[Belmit]

Cant thnk where he's from now though

That was Earthworm Jim, a most excellent cartoon. I think there's an online petition to bring it out on DVD.

 

[MrM3]

though its amazing what a few balloons can do

balloons? oh you mean baboons...this thread is confusing

PS Wish I was first to reply too.

 

[crunchman]

That was Earthworm Jim, a most excellent cartoon. I think there's an online petition to bring it out on DVD.

I just remembered that too


Its bringing back fond memories of Queen slug for a butt, Psy-crow and all his enemies, and the games on Sega and Snes "Gravy!!"

I miss Earthworm Jim

 

[LeoWyatt]

Oh, Skodaman. That's such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them they get something out of it, a nice perfume or something.

Skodaman I don't think someone has watched Alan Partridge have they?

 

[paul8811]

This is by far the funniest post I have read on these forums

 

[Lanz]

This is by far the funniest post I have read on these forums

You need to get out more...

 

[Constantine]

Hmmmm, seems i made a mistake!! There definately is a character out there somewhere called "Proffesor Monkey For A Head" and he obviously has a monkey for a head!
Cant thnk where he's from now though

Earthworm Jim is proof that VG adaptations DO work.