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Chris [BEANS] said:"you threw a monkey into the sea?!"
Will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea? All I can see is a monkey spinning towards the water.
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Will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea? All I can see is a monkey spinning towards the water.
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It's hard to make a monkey do anything... Perhaps offer some sort of bribe, a banana or a trip to climb some big trees or something. Some monkeys can be taught sign language (bonobo apes for example) and maybe you could teach a monkey sign language, then carefully explain your request and he might comply?
A monkey who knows sign language could also be a money spinner, but I doubt you care about such trivial things. This is monkey science.
A monkey who knows sign language could also be a money spinner, but I doubt you care about such trivial things. This is monkey science.
Hope this helps
http://www.ehow.com/how_1303_make-monkey-piñata.html
though its amazing what a few balloons can do
http://www.professorwonder.com/balloon.htm
http://www.ehow.com/how_1303_make-monkey-piñata.html
though its amazing what a few balloons can do
http://www.professorwonder.com/balloon.htm
Chris [BEANS] said:
Mephisto made a monkey with four asses IIRC, amongst other quadruple-posteriored creatures.
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Make sure it has wings of some sort, then it could join my despotic monkey regime! (has this joke been done too much yet?
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Sorry, can't help with the original question as I've just got back from the pub...
)Sorry, can't help with the original question as I've just got back from the pub...
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Fly monkeybats..... 
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Chris [BEANS] said:
i meant Mephisto
the mad scientist that alters DNA and creates things/people
who is this strange person you talk about with a monkey for a head?
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Bri said:Fly monkeybats.....
Well, I suppose you could use them as part of the delivery system. How many other companies can offer custom built PCs transported by airborne primates?
![Chris [BEANS]](/styles/overclockers/avatars/6.png){kind=avatar}
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Hmmmm, seems i made a mistake!! There definately is a character out there somewhere called "Proffesor Monkey For A Head" and he obviously has a monkey for a head!nikebee said:i meant Mephisto
the mad scientist that alters DNA and creates things/people
who is this strange person you talk about with a monkey for a head?
Cant thnk where he's from now though
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Bri said:
Well, it didn't go straight in the water... It bounced off a rock
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SkodaMan said:Well, it didn't go straight in the water... It bounced off a rock
Oh, Skodaman. That's such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them they get something out of it, a nice perfume or something.
Chris [BEANS] said:Cant thnk where he's from now though
That was Earthworm Jim, a most excellent cartoon. I think there's an online petition to bring it out on DVD.
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Belmit said:
I just remembered that too
Its bringing back fond memories of Queen slug for a butt, Psy-crow and all his enemies, and the games on Sega and Snes "Gravy!!"
I miss Earthworm Jim
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Bri said:Oh, Skodaman. That's such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them they get something out of it, a nice perfume or something.
Skodaman I don't think someone has watched Alan Partridge have they?
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Chris [BEANS] said:Hmmmm, seems i made a mistake!! There definately is a character out there somewhere called "Proffesor Monkey For A Head" and he obviously has a monkey for a head!
Cant thnk where he's from now though
Earthworm Jim is proof that VG adaptations DO work.
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