My alarm clock just got moved

they dont die so suddenly, i think some spirit may have drain the battery, they suck all you're power stuff up so they can gain energy to move stuff, look it up online.

Can I have whatever meds you're on please? I suddenly feel the urge to float amongst the clouds.
 
ceiling cat fell out of the ceiling after geting bored watching you fap all day to pictures of Deanna Troi getting Jiggy with Doctor Crusher, as he fell his tail caught the alarm clock.

Science explains everything.

The way to fix this is to stop jerkin off to sci-fi Pr0n
 
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they dont die so suddenly, i think some spirit may have drain the battery, they suck all you're power stuff up so they can gain energy to move stuff, look it up online.

I'm well aware that some people report an unusual draining of batteries when in supposedly haunted locations. This still doesn't mean your alarm clock not working is proof of some kind of supernatural entity.

Which is more likely?

A) People have spirits that can live on after death. A dead person's spirit has become somehow tethered to your house and somehow has managed to drain the energy stored within one of your batteries.
B) Batteries run down. Your battery ran down.​
 
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