My attempt at a Wednesday afternoon joke...

zain · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:22

Gilly said:
What the hell is that supposed to be?

Did you just make that up?

This is the bit where I look like this :confused:

neil3k · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:22

zain said:
I have one.
3 guys were with a 100 women and the owner of the women enters and says "It is a crime to sleep with these women and your (male genital) will be punished according to your profession".

The first guy says "im a cop". So the owner says "Yours will be shot off".

The second guy says "Im a fireman". So the owner says "Yours will be burnt off!".

The third guy says "Im a lollipop man"

................

I don't get it.

bam0 · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:24

SexyBetty said:
Joke

It's comedy GOLD

Seriously, I did laugh.

Pudney · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:29

SexyBetty said:
At this point, people jump in and try to revive the thread!!!!

Honestly... I DID say it was an attempt, miserable gets

Well I thought it was funny

BrenOS · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:32

zain said:
The third guy says "Im a lollipop man"

Ran over?
Accosted by schoolchildren?
Made to wear high-vis clothing?

hendrix · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:33

zain said:
I have one.
3 guys were with a 100 women and the owner of the women enters and says "It is a crime to sleep with these women and your (male genital) will be punished according to your profession".

The first guy says "im a cop". So the owner says "Yours will be shot off".

The second guy says "Im a fireman". So the owner says "Yours will be burnt off!".

The third guy says "Im a lollipop man"

................

Hahaha, good one

(what do you do with a lollipop?)

Luke15 · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:39

Have you been drinking?

Danger Phoenix · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:42

Luke15 said:
Have you been drinking?

Whose the "you" directed at?

Creature · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:55

zain said:
*snip*

It's meant to be "I sell lollipops"

Borris · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:55

I'm going back to the agony aunt threads.

Now they are funny.

iCraig · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:58

zain said:
The third guy says "Im a lollipop man"

Don't you mean? "I sell lollipops.." :confused:

Yas786 · 15 Mar 2006 at 14:58

Christ talk about a joke thread gone wrong lol, everyone on poor zains back lol

...i found his a tad more funnier than the first one tbh but then maybe i just have a dirty mind....that in itself is a clue

Gilly · 15 Mar 2006 at 15:00

Why are people explaining the joke? Everyone got it. Its just badly written and not funny, particularly when he got the punchline wrong.

Royality · 15 Mar 2006 at 15:30

hendrix said:
Hahaha, good one

(what do you do with a lollipop?)

Lol, NOW I get it!

Good one!

Kerplunk · 15 Mar 2006 at 15:38

Royality said:
Lol, NOW I get it!

Good one!

I didnt see that rolleyes till the very last second

dun · 15 Mar 2006 at 15:46

Pudney@work said:
i'm aprt Irish and I chuckled, so a thumbs up from me

hehe

LoadsaMoney · 15 Mar 2006 at 16:27

zain said:
I have one.
3 guys were with a 100 women and the owner of the women enters and says "It is a crime to sleep with these women and your (male genital) will be punished according to your profession".

The first guy says "im a cop". So the owner says "Yours will be shot off".

The second guy says "Im a fireman". So the owner says "Yours will be burnt off!".

The third guy says "Im a lollipop man"

................

Bwahahahahaha ......... thats a cracker.

VeNT · 15 Mar 2006 at 16:29

let me get my AVO 69 Groan-o-meter

OMG ITS GONE OFF THE SCALE!

alexakasloth · 15 Mar 2006 at 16:53

I got it but

zain · 15 Mar 2006 at 20:07

Gilly said:
Why are people explaining the joke? Everyone got it. Its just badly written and not funny, particularly when he got the punchline wrong.

Well I was being watched by 5 lads who had a o.0 look on their face then I had to rush for an exam ~ Originally it meant to be in Saudi Arabia and a Sheikh owns the women and the guy was meant to be a lollipop salesman. So sorry ....:S

Glad you guys liked it