My cat is insane

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:36

For the past few weeks our cat, Dave, has been bringing us gifts. Dead field mice that she is catching and killing, she has progressed to placing them on our stairs (bringing them in via the bathroom window - jumping from the extension roof)

Anyway today she was going mental at our back door, she really wanted my attention.

I followed her outside and she has brought me this delightful gift.

Firstly, I'm shocked the rat lost the fight, our cat isn't very big, this rat is about the same size as the cat.

Secondly what is the best way to dispose of it? I really don't know.

cheesyboy · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:37

Don't waste it - stick it on the BBQ

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:38

cheesyboy said:
Don't waste it - stick it on the BBQ

I'm not chinese.

Hades · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:39

I've buried dead birds in the garden to stop them smelling in the bin or attracting foxes. Maybe do the same? Make sure it's quite deep though.

cheesyboy said:
Don't waste it - stick it on the BBQ

The rat or the cat?

MooMoo444 · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:40

Looks as big as one of the bricks, quite a catch.

Freefaller · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:41

Ace Modder said:
I'm not chinese.

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:42

Freefaller said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22467484

Skiddley · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:44

Ace Modder said:
Secondly what is the best way to dispose of it? I really don't know.

Chuck it in the bin perhaps?

I had a Canadian Goose dive bomb be once when filling up the car at a petrol station. Died on impact. Attendant came out and just stuffed it into a bin. The thing barely fitted in. It was a bit surreal to be honest.

Don't think a rat in your wheelie bin will be an issue!

Maccy · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:44

Ace Modder said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22467484

*checks article date*

Steeps · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:46

Find another neighbour who has cats and place the present on their doorstep. Start meowing at them every time you see them from now on.

Cleisthenes · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:46

Your cat is only as long as a brick? :confused:

sniperone · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:48

Put it in the recycle bin if you have one . It will be a skeleton in a few days in this heat ,did the same recently with a magpie that my cat gifted me .

Nimzicki · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:53

Ace Modder said:
I'm not chinese.

Ace Modder said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22467484

Not sure the 4 year old article about a crime justifies the inappropriate comment.

Ayahuasca · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:55

As a rat lover this picture offends me

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:55

Somebody joked about putting it on a BBQ, I joked about a country which had illegal rat meat in food. Both jokes are jokes.

Hence the winky face on my comment. Seriously?

XeNoN89 · 17 Jul 2017 at 10:56

Nimzicki said:
Not sure the 4 year old article about a crime justifies the inappropriate comment.

I sense a ********* offended moan in the air

Ace Modder · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:09

I have thrown the rat in the garden waste bin, and smothered it in thick bleach, hopefully that will stop and mass onset of maggots in my bin.

cheesyboy · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:12

Ace Modder said:
I have thrown the rat in the garden waste bin, and smothered it in thick bleach, hopefully that will stop and mass onset of maggots in my bin.

You put bleach in the garden waste bin?

That stuff gets turned into compost you know.

breathe3asy · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:13

The internet offends me

robfosters · 17 Jul 2017 at 11:13

Nimzicki said:
Not sure the 4 year old article about a crime justifies the inappropriate comment.

You better head to your safe space.