My exit e-mail....

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Subject: I'm leaving...

"Nooooooooooooo!" I hear you all cry.

Well i've been at (company) for a little over two years now and I've met some great people in my time here, along with a couple of odd bods (just one actually....Helen).

It's been a great experience working for (company) and i've learn't a fair few bits along the way.

Whilst still remaining within IT, you'll be pleased to hear I'm not sodding off to a competitor. I'm joining a large construction company called (new company).

My last working day is the 25th September so as per (company) tradition, i'd like to invite you all over to the Millers at 12:30.

If any of you wish to keep in touch my msn and personal e-mail address is ****@****.com

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Would any of you find this offensive if this was sent around your work place?
 
Subject: I'm leaving...

"Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaaaaaa" I hear you all cheer.

Well i've been at (company) for a little over two years now and I've met some great people in my time here, along with a couple of odd bods (just one actually....Helen).

It's been a horrid experience working for (company) and i've learn't naff all along the way.

Whilst still remaining within IT, you'll be pleased to hear I'm sodding off to a competitor, who is relocating to India. I'm joining a large construction company called (new company).

My last working day is the 25th September so as per (company) tradition, i'd like to invite you all over to the Bettys at 12:30 for tea and scones.

If any of you wish to keep in touch by msn and personal e-mail then take a hike.

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Would any of you find this offensive if this was sent around your work place or the whole of the internet for that matter


Fixed it for you ;)
 
Care to correct me then?
Subject: I'm leaving...

"Nooooooooooooo!" I hear you all cry.

Well I've been at (company) for a little over two years now and I've met some great people in my time here, along with a couple of odd bods (just one actually....Helen).

It's been a great experience working for (company) and I've learnt a fair few bits along the way.

Whilst still remaining within IT, you'll be pleased to hear I'm not sodding off to a competitor. I'm joining a large construction company called (new company).

My last working day is the 25th September so as per (company) tradition, I'd like to invite you all over to the Millers at 12:30.

If any of you wish to keep in touch my msn and personal e-mail address is ****@****.com

Ok, done. You needed to remove the apostrophe from "learnt" but I can't exactly bold something that isn't there. :)
 
Wait for the replies of.... "Err, who are you?"

Well bare in mind this is going out to around 260 people across the UK, there will be a few that don't know me. But I can't be arsed thinking of everyone I wanna send it to, so it's going to the All UK Staff e-mail group.
 
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