My first joke...

Visage · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:17

Can this thread be closed to stop further shame on the people posting jokes?

ElRazur · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:20

Visage said:
Can this thread be closed to stop further shame on the people posting jokes?

I swear, i will make you lol and lyao one day...

Kell_ee001 · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:21

monkeypants said:
... snip...

What have you been told about posting jokes monkeypants?! :mad:

basmic · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:21

Why did the black man wear his girlfriend's skirt...?

...<insert answer from El here>

ElRazur · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:23

basmic said:
Why did the black man wear his girlfriend's skirt...?

...<insert answer from El here>

Because he had sweaty balls at night and it was awesomely comfortable....

basmic · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:38

ElRazur said:
Because he had sweaty balls at night and it was awesomely comfortable....

The sweaty balls were awesomely comfortable? :eek:

iCraig · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:39

Why die Susie laugh?

Because the distress of watching her husband drown sent her insane.

SiD the Turtle · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:42

monkeypants said:
Win

Luckily monkeypants posted in this joke thread to save it

fonzee · 2 Jan 2007 at 11:49

monkeypants said:
Why did the man cry?

A squirrel had eaten his family!

Spie · 2 Jan 2007 at 12:05

Visage said:
Honesty is always the best policy.

Your joke sucked.

I doesn't feel right saying this, but I actually agree with Visage.

PinkFloyd · 2 Jan 2007 at 12:09

PeteLucky7 said:
A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet:

Vet: Is it a tom?
Yorkshireman: No it's here in this box.

Biggest smile of the thread for me

Will be passing that one on to one of my uni friends who just happens to be a Yorkshireman

Visage · 2 Jan 2007 at 12:12

Spie said:
I doesn't feel right saying this, but I actually agree with Visage.

Heh.

Im sure my MoH status got lost in the post

Killerkebab · 2 Jan 2007 at 12:43

KizZ said:
Been posted a billion times now.

So? I hadn't heard it damn you, stop this WTLW trend! The funniest joke in this thread by far

Beren · 2 Jan 2007 at 12:49

Spie said:
I doesn't feel right saying this, but I actually agree with Visage.

Funnier than pretty much the entire rest of the thread

I have an image in my head of spie feeling dirty and used at having to agree with Visage...

Spie · 2 Jan 2007 at 12:50

Beren said:
Funnier than pretty much the entire rest of the thread

I have an image in my head of spie feeling dirty and used at having to agree with Visage...

Indeed. I've just taken a shower though and am feeling a little better

Spie · 2 Jan 2007 at 12:50

Visage said:
Heh.

Im sure my MoH status got lost in the post

Yep, yours and June Sarpong's

Kreeeee · 2 Jan 2007 at 13:03

ElRazur said:
You can at least pretend it was funny - My first joke....You know

But it was appalling!

Why was it an african country anyway?

ElRazur · 2 Jan 2007 at 13:10

Kreeeee said:
But it was appalling!

Why was it an african country anyway?

I will try again and again...and eventually get better

Because i read it in a magazine from an african country!

Duke · 2 Jan 2007 at 13:16

Don't give up your day job :cool:

Fusion · 2 Jan 2007 at 13:17

PeteLucky7 said:
A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet:

Vet: Is it a tom?
Yorkshireman: No it's here in this box.

That joke is erroneously adapted from John Beeton's "Nottingham as it is Spoke- Volume Two", the original unabridged version follows as so:

A man from the south was newly qualified as a veterinary surgeon and took a position in a Nottingham practice without first familiarising himself with the local dialect. You can imagine his confusion when, during his first week, a Radford resident brought in his 'mazzgi' to be 'sawtuddaht'.

Having finally established that he was talking about the man's pet cat, he asked him: "Is it a Tom?"

"Nee-ow", came the reply, "Av gorrit wimmee!"

My first joke...

Godfather

Godfather

Godfather