My first poo in the bath

And this thread, right here, is why I do not want children.

Diarrhoea in my bath water, no thanks.
 
I had a couple of pints at the pub on Sunday with the wife and my 1 year old son. Beautiful day, the pints are going down nicely, a lovely pub meal was had.

We got home and bathed the boy, he was having a lovely time splashing in the water, when suddenly, turbulance in the baby bath, a grimace of pleasure from the boy (he does seem to enjoy his bowel movements), and the sudden spawning of brown trout.

He was quickly plucked from the water, unfortunately too soon, the white fluffy innocent towel was the next target of his rather overly proficient digestive system. My wife and I are now quickly moving into a slightly alcohol addled autopilot of quick cleanup... 'grab the baby wipes!', while she cleans up the boy without thinking I reach into the bath and grab the offending floaters, to lob them down the toilet.

At this point sanity dawned...

I just picked up 2 brown trout... there was sweetcorn and peas....

The boy was cleaned up and taken from the room with my wife giggling inanely at the look of dawned horror on my face... I was left with the aftermath and will shortly be booking myself in for therapy...
 
Got to say, been there too. And I was in the bath at the time too :eek:

She was about 18 months old, and man it was everywhere.

I must warn you, it stays with you a loooooong time. Seek help now.


It happened again with my second daughter too, although my older daughter (who did it to me) was in the bath at the time. It took ages to realise it was there because the bubble bath foam hid it - till one of them picked a bit up whilst looking for a bath toy...
What goes around comes around I guess.

Enjoy your lunches :D
 
In the few weeks after my daughter was born, she didn't go in the bath but the towel as we were drying her...

It's all not as bad as it sounds imo, you soon get used to baby sick, dribble, poo, wee etc.. :)
 
LOL love the thread title. Does put me off parenting though haha.

Then again, 1st time my dad held me in Hospital, i Poo'd on him woot.
 
Ha ha, my mate **** in the bath last year, got drunk and took loads of drugs, decided to run a bath, passed out, woke up in a world of ****.

I read the thread title and thought you were pooing in the bath, I was quite shocked.
 
Tk7 said:
In the few weeks after my daughter was born, she didn't go in the bath but the towel as we were drying her...

It's all not as bad as it sounds imo, you soon get used to baby sick, dribble, poo, wee etc.. :)
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Very true. You soon become desensitized to all this stuff. I have started to subconsciously block off the use of my nose when changing nappies now
 
Tk7 said:
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It's all not as bad as it sounds imo, you soon get used to baby sick, dribble, poo, wee etc.. :)
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Rule number 1.

On the way back from hospital with 1st child...

Buy a Vax *


There is not much that a baby can produce that a Vax can't hoover up :D


* or other wet hoover brand
 
mrgubby said:
Rule number 1.

On the way back from hospital with 1st child...

Buy a Vax *


There is not much that a baby can produce that a Vax can't hoover up :D


* or other wet hoover brand
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Tiled floor was my better solution ;)
 
mrgubby said:
Rule number 1.

On the way back from hospital with 1st child...

Buy a Vax *


There is not much that a baby can produce that a Vax can't hoover up :D


* or other wet hoover brand
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Haha! Couldn't agree more, we have something similar to a Vax. I have discovered some amazing cleaning products in the last 6 months... :D
 
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