My Friend Mike

Get into some Kinky stuff, a car battery on his nipples should do the trick while shes off in the loo
 
Sex > Drinking...


Er, well actually Sex > Lager & Other Girls drinks but it equals the experience you get from a good pint of proper ale!

Unless it is real good sex, of course, or real good ale. :D
 
A few pressups perhaps? A brisk run around the house maybe? Get himself 'warmed' up? Good grief man, sort your lif..., ahem, your mate's life out, it's not hard ( ;) ) to stay awake for some nookie!
 
yea shame the thread got pruned, im showing mike this thread later he is either going to laugh or hate me for it lol

But he seriously falls asleep everywhere, he even did it in a car park behind a club we go to!

he did it round my party which he missed a lot of, people were messing about with him all night and he still didnt wake up.

all im trying to do is give him some advice for next time
 
Tiquila and Redbull keeps me up when I'm out and feeling sleepy. Two absolutly fowl components that once mixed taste a little like vannila and honey.
 
WKD Blue Job!

One shot of vodka in a glass
Half a can of red bull
A bottle of WKD Blue

Two of these on a night out keeps me awake.
 
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