My girlfriend hogs our internet connection...

pingwing · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:12

Break the TV, deny all knowledge and demand sexy time whilst playing Crysis to then allow her to watch Dexter on the pc...

Introduce her to bondage and go play Crysis for a bit?

Move to somewhere with a better internet connection.

Play a better online shooter.

PiKe · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:12

Fus Ro Dah said:
She'll just watch all 7 or 8 seasons in about a month and then move on to something else. This could get very expensive

As long as you spend less than £30 on boxsets you're quids in over having 2 lines...

Fus Ro Dah · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:12

PiKe said:
Stop paying for Netflix

I watch Dexter too

dirtychinchilla · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:13

Fus Ro Dah said:
She's on the blob and she's watching Dexter about 2 seasons ahead of me...

TMI

PS. I love Dexter too

Fus Ro Dah · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:13

PiKe said:
As long as you spend less than £30 on boxsets you're quids in over having 2 lines...

However she'll always find a way to hog the connection

Monkeynut · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:15

Install your line into her connection.

explicit4u · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:15

mattyprice4004 said:
Instead of coming in and playing computer games, I'd get prepped to give her one (or 4!)

Cheaper than a phone line, and much more fun.

And people wonder why women get bored

Sliver · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:16

Fus Ro Dah said:
Murder my girlfriend!!!

What would you guys do?

If you think you can get away with it, then this.

Skillmister · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:16

Sounds like you need to wear the trousers.

'Harry · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:17

Download Dexter..

dirtychinchilla · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:20

You could act out a real life scene from Dexter and see how she feels about it then...

Rich_L · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:25

Retaliate by hogging her er, uterus connection. Yeah.

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:43

Surely the extra money she makes from being a cam girl (Netflix? yeah right) is enough to pay for an additional line?

Squark · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:58

Change the password

joebingo · 28 Feb 2013 at 19:58

Rich_L said:
Retaliate by hogging her er, uterus connection. Yeah.

I get a lot of thinking done while sitting on the loo, though I doubt it would help in this situation...

aln · 28 Feb 2013 at 20:03

PiKe said:
Watch Dexter with her, problem solved.

This.

If it was eastenders I could understand but Dexter is pretty good bro.

edscdk · 28 Feb 2013 at 20:09

poke your GF dont be a sad ^&*( and play games... also 3g only gives good coverage if you are sat on mast so dont hold your breath for 4g...

Dave L · 28 Feb 2013 at 20:12

Smash back doors in.

gillywibble · 28 Feb 2013 at 20:14

You both sound like you are forever alone.

4T5 · 28 Feb 2013 at 20:16

This is what happens when you unchain them.