My girlfriend's nut-job flatmate

[William]

It would be good to tell her that is what happens when you have mustard applied to the skin then have her freak out a bit.

Of course mustard has no such effect afaik.

You should move her furniture around when she is out as well, maybe she will think there is a poltergeist or somthing around.

 

[Roberta]

My gf is locked into lease til August unless she can find someone to take it off her hands. They are generally good friends but her flatmate is just, well just a bit of a nutter sometimes.

She gets my full sympathy.

I once shared a room with a girl who was a compulsive liar. She once decided to tell people I wasn't talking to her for some reason. Then she decided to tell her boyfriend I was bullying her. I had no idea she was even doing this as it was all behind my back! Strange girl!

She also used to keep her used underwear in a drawer with bags of crisps - but that's another story!

 

[da_mic_1530]

took me a while 2 get the gist of the story, so shes saying that some1 broke into her room and took naughty pics, while you think that the door was locked and she just took it herself etc

if thats the case, dont bother with anything, deny her the attention she wants, shel either do something really stupid for attention, or just stop

 

[Mr_L]

tbh it sounds like she watched Urban Legend on E4 the other night.

There's a scene where a girls room mate at college get's killed while the other is asleep.

 

[big_white_dog84]

So I'm having to go and stay at my gf's falt tonight (the flatmate won't be there) cause she is scared. Happy to do it for her, but not going to give the flatmate any attention at all next time I see her.

 

[hybrid]

haha, she sounds like the woman from titty bang bang. "DONT LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Get her sorted mate

 

[Nix]

Nutcase mate tbh.

 

[robmiller]

Why not bang the nonsense out of her?

Too right.

Edit: wait, you did mean bang as in with a brick, right?

 

[Pickers]

My girlfriend's nut-job flatmate
Firstly, yes I would hit it

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Do you love your girlfriend?
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I cant imagine posting a thread bascially saying "she is a nutcase, I'm annoyed at her, shes scared my girlfriend rigid...but first things first - She's fit and I'd still nail her"
I see no logic.

On topic:
To be honest, maybe this girl just took it in her sleep anyway. I hardly see it as a crime - I've sent texts etc in my sleep and pheebs does some truly random stuff (but thats a whole other thread right there). If its obvious no-one broke in, drop it?

 

[laiman]

Edit: wait, you did mean bang as in with a brick, right?

I imagine with a 2x4 or some other large piece of wood ,no?

 

[ThriceNightly]

 

[Moredhel]

haha, she sounds like the woman from titty bang bang. "DONT LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Get her sorted mate

Titty bang bang? I take it that's not the family friendly Disney version?

 

[Immsy]

Titty bang bang? I take it that's not the family friendly Disney version?

lol

 

[cleanbluesky]

This thread is useless without MP3 moaning

 

[tb2000]

*What?*

She sounds like a bit of a headcase really

 

[Mana]

punch her in the nose

 

[Andelusion]

Punch her in the boobs

 

[Stretch]

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Do you love your girlfriend?
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I cant imagine posting a thread bascially saying "she is a nutcase, I'm annoyed at her, shes scared my girlfriend rigid...but first things first - She's fit and I'd still nail her"
I see no logic.

Phew, I thought it was just me. This thread doesn’t make any sense at all.

 

[Quantic]

Eh? The first thing you say is 'I'd hit her!'. What are you on? I'd say you AND the flatmate are nut-job's. I pity your girlfriend.

 

[m00ch0]

I'd say the guys dead on, all guys look at other girls and think I would, its just he's being honest about it!

PS I think shes dodgy but I trust ya opion so i prob would hit it as well! lol! funny post man