I honestly don't know how to put this, I'm more looking to whinge than anything else.
I'm decorating at the moment and my bedroom furniture is all over the place, which is what I've decided to blame for last night. I somehow managed to roll out of bed while asleep and smack the side of my head on a radiator. This is the first time I've ever done something like this, as in literally turned over and fell out of bed.
It isn't even a light bump, the universe was clearly conspiring against me. I think I hit the edge because I not only bonked my noggin but cut half of my forehead open. My freshly painted walls are now covered in blood and at least one handprint reminiscent of a bad police drama.
I now look like a swollen victim of a car crash followed by a knife attack, my bedroom needs repainting again, and I have a concussion.
I'm decorating at the moment and my bedroom furniture is all over the place, which is what I've decided to blame for last night. I somehow managed to roll out of bed while asleep and smack the side of my head on a radiator. This is the first time I've ever done something like this, as in literally turned over and fell out of bed.
It isn't even a light bump, the universe was clearly conspiring against me. I think I hit the edge because I not only bonked my noggin but cut half of my forehead open. My freshly painted walls are now covered in blood and at least one handprint reminiscent of a bad police drama.
I now look like a swollen victim of a car crash followed by a knife attack, my bedroom needs repainting again, and I have a concussion.
my grandad broke his hip falling out of bed and at his age could easily have been fatal. (What could also have made it fatal is the 10 hour delay before an ambulance could attend... but that is another story).
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