My head is in the oven?

Mohinder said:
My ex used to really moan about her hormones and use it as an excuse for EVERYTHING for about 10 days out of the month...

So I just started making her cry constantly for the whole ten days.
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Genius, but didnt she go a little crazy at you?
 
Friend 1 = "Hi mate whats up?"

Friend 2 = "Not good man, my heads in the oven, help me stop myself..please....your my last chance"

Friend 1 = "LOL mate, heads in the oven, never heard that one before, what do you mean? I mean i've heard some crazy expressions before and all that, like kettle of fish etc etc but that, dont have a clue what you mean"

Friend 2 = "*eerie silence*"

Friend 1 = "mate...?"

:X

could be a bad situation not to know what the expression is, although after readin my post again, its pretty irelevant to your post i guess as its lady related

poo :( lol
 
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SB118 said:
ps, PMT = Pre Menstrual Tantrum ;)
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Comedy gold SB! ;)

Steedie - You don't fill me with much confidence with what you say :confused: Do haynes do a manual for women?

Section 3 : Understanding what they say, their thoughts and meaning ... .... Difficulty rating, 4 slaps

Section 4 : Being able to act correctly on what they do or say... .... Difficulty rating 4 slaps and half a divorce.

Cheers anyway guys ;)
 
My head is in the oven?
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You're not sure if it is? Heres the checklist:

1) Open Eyes.
2) Look around.
3) If the surrounding in your immediate vicinity feature wire racks, a tray with tin foil on it, several heating elements and a small ammount of extremely burnt carbon based protein (possibly cheese), then yes, your head is indeed in the oven.

Head Extraction techniques follow:

1) Grasp sides of oven door with hands.
2) Push with vigour against oven sides with hands. Newton's 3rd Law of Motion tells you that "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction", therefore the pressure you are exerting with your hands will force your head and shoulders out of the oven.
3) Once sufficient clearance (approx 50cm) is made, you must immediately jump up upon your feet (see "Standing and Use of Legs, Volume 4" for details) and proclaim at the top of your voice "Huzzah!" so all withing earshot will know of the magnificent feat you have accomplished.

Hope this helps. :)

Now avec Ninja Edit. ;)
 
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Thats classic ;) Haven't seen you around here for ages, maybe I don't look hard enough but your posts pretty much always amuse :)

My heads not in the oven, but maybe thats a secret plan :(
 
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