My joke thread attempt..

icey_haj · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:17

mrk said:
Yo momma's so black that when the cops shot her, the bullets came back for flashlights!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

uber soldat · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:20

As we've descended into the "yo momma" jokes you may as well use the best one there is:

Yo momma so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 Pounds

alex24 · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:29

uber soldat said:
As we've descended into the "yo momma" jokes you may as well use the best one there is:

Yo momma so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 Pounds

haha that's the best i've heard

icey_haj · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:30

uber soldat said:
As we've descended into the "yo momma" jokes you may as well use the best one there is:

Yo momma so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 Pounds

Nice

mrk · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:31

uber soldat said:
As we've descended into the "yo momma" jokes you may as well use the best one there is:

Yo momma so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 Pounds

Yo mommas so large that whne she goes out on a date she has to explain why she has her own dialling code!

Cosimo · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:34

uber soldat said:
Yo momma so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 Pounds

Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

icey_haj · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:42

simulatorman said:
Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

The Dread Pirate · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:44

Yo Mama's so fat no light can escape her gravitational pull

Cosimo · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:57

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

G-MAN2004 · 2 Mar 2009 at 15:59

Truly awful. :/

icey_haj · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:01

Yo mamma so ugly, her face is closed on weekends.

Cosimo · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:01

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Mat · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:12

This thread so lame it would take more than crutches and physiotherapy to sort it out... :/

Cosimo · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:17

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.

Bennie-Mac · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:18

Mat said:
This thread so lame it would take more than crutches and physiotherapy to sort it out... :/

Well said

icey_haj · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:20

Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that every time she burps her teeth have to duck!

pingwing · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:28

Poll for banning time again?

Cosimo · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:28

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Kyuss · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:43

What has this thread become!!!

R.O.S.S.I · 2 Mar 2009 at 16:45

I don't get the joke in the OP. Someone explain please.