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My neighbours are mafia!

Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by Admiral Huddy, Dec 20, 2007.

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  1. dustiestrat

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Feb 23, 2006

    Posts: 1,597

    Location: croydon,surrey

    hurray huddys alive maybe not for long though. maybe he's giving you a clue what your next mission is maybe he wants u to molotov someones car or summin?
  2. Admiral Huddy


    Joined: Feb 17, 2003

    Posts: 29,453

    Location: Chelmsford & Broadgate

    No I'm going for that pic. The Mrs wouldn't let me take one of the lobster because it wasn't right taking pics of inside their house.. She has a point to be fair but taking a picture of the mafia and their family should be easy. I can hide behind the bus stop, camouflaged as a set of dumped tyres. No one will ever know.
  3. DampCat


    Joined: Feb 26, 2007

    Posts: 13,674

    Location: Manchestah

    Huddy:- Awesome thread, before i start. I love reading about other people's misfortunes. It reminds me that my life isn't so bad. The worst i have to deal with is the 3 and 4 year old children opposite who will bite your fingers off if given the chance, and the pendantic old lady next door who complains to the council about our wheelie bins.

    Huddy, have you tried a bit of reverse psychology? Perhaps you could buy him a little gift. A bottle of wine or something to that effect. Perhaps then he will think that you're on the same wavelength as he. The bribes might stop. he might consider you an equal, a worthy neighbour. Your name will be removed from the hitlist. People will stop in the street and watch you, and whisper things under their breath "it's Huddy... faced up to the Don next door... Well connected!"

    I bet you'll find queues to nightclubs wont apply to you anymore. The complimentary wine at the Italian Restaraunt in town. The horse heads in your bed.

    Ok it fizzles out a bit at the end but it's worth a shot :p
  4. Dwbreeze1982


    Joined: Jun 28, 2006

    Posts: 769

    Location: Midsomer Norton

    LMAO What a thread !!! lets just hope that the admiral huddy gets a photo of the mobster !!
  5. shauncr91


    Joined: Dec 28, 2007

    Posts: 11,418

    Location: Sheffield

    Taking photographs of mobsters is never a good idea, I dont want to refer to him as Admiral "Four Fingers" Huddy :)
  6. GreenMint


    Joined: Dec 11, 2003

    Posts: 21,415

    Location: Sol

    Four Fingered Huddy vs The Mobster with a Lobster..

    There's only one way to settle it........

  7. "andy"


    Joined: Jun 9, 2005

    Posts: 13,833

    he might suspect your an undercover cop
  8. .Kencs


    Joined: Oct 14, 2007

    Posts: 2,738


    Break into his house, and feed the lobster the rum :)
  9. Thesnipergecko


    Joined: Oct 17, 2002

    Posts: 7,045

    Location: Stoke-on-Trent

    If I find you've been snooping round my house while I'm gone.......

    Just kidding :D Good luck hehe.

  10. Salohcin


    Joined: Nov 18, 2004

    Posts: 146

    Please...please...I just had to bump this. Anything happened?? Photo?? :D
  11. Megahurtz400


    Joined: Jun 5, 2007

    Posts: 7,821

    Location: Colchester

    Toasting some epic bread!
  12. shauncr91


    Joined: Dec 28, 2007

    Posts: 11,418

    Location: Sheffield

    Holy bumpage batman!
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