My parents taught me never to take sweets from a stranger, this was different though

Scuzi · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:27

I've just arrived in from work. On opening the front door I pushed the usual pile of letters, spam and other random stuff that weirdos put through my letterbox. I was pleasently surprised though when amongst all the crap, I found a bar of chocolate. Yes, someone put a bar of chocolate through my letterbox. I must mention that it's no ordinary chocolate either, it's a rather posh bar of 'Green & Blacks Organic Butterscotch Chocolate'. I just threw the letters and stuff to the side and indulged in my random gift.

Any bets on when I die?

Suspicious food rocks.

SexyBetty · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:28

Scuzi said:
Suspicious food rocks.

I'm sorry, that made me roffle

Phantom · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:28

if it was covered in a white powder, yes you are

Sic · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:28

that's mine. i put it through there by accident. give it back.

Nix · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:28

Is the postman a looker?

vanandjuanunited · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:28

5 mins till you get the trotts.

Iraklis F.C. · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:29

i wouldnt eat that

Exentia · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:29

that aint chocolate

=Mac= · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:29

By accepting it you're in debt.

Start running boyo.

Scuzi · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:31

Iraklis F.C. said:
i wouldnt eat that

Too late. Suspicious food is in the process of being converted to suspicious poop.

The postman is a postwoman, maybe I'm getting lucky

alexakasloth · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:33

Scuzi said:
Suspicious food is in the process of being converted to suspicious poop.

Haha, that's going in my sig

Is it laced with laxatives?

Zip · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:35

Scuzi said:
Too late. Suspicious food is in the process of being converted to suspicious poop.

The postman is a postwoman, maybe I'm getting lucky

Leave her a note saying thanks for the chocolate bar.
If she replys then you know that she gave it to you.
The leave her you phone number.

Nix · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:37

Zip said:
Leave her a note saying thanks for the chocolate bar.
If she replys then you know that she gave it to you.
The leave her you phone number.

Why? She already knows where he lives.

Exoshear · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:37

Zip said:
The leave her you phone number.

Why bother, she knows where he lives.

Exentia · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:38

OMG both of you posted that at 1337 o clock! :eek:

Nix · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:41

Exentia said:
OMG both of you posted that at 1337 o clock!

I dunno what's more worrying, that or you noticing

Red and White · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:42

Scuzi said:
'Green & Blacks Organic Butterscotch Chocolate'

whats that like, i never heard of it :confused:

Exentia · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:43

Nix said:
I dunno what's more worrying, that or you noticing

only noticed because of the 1337 thread!

and that im a raving geek!

clerkin said:
Scuzi said:

'Green & Blacks Organic Butterscotch Chocolate'[\.QUOTE]

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stray dot there.

Scuzi · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:43

suicidle_tramp said:
Haha, that's going in my sig

Yay!

Zip said:
Leave her a note saying thanks for the chocolate bar.
If she replys then you know that she gave it to you.
The leave her you phone number.

I might just hide behind the door until she comes, then open it and shout "BUTTSECKS!?!?" I never was a smooth talker.

Theories so far:

Postwoman thinks I'm a hot sex machine and wants to do me hard, so gives me free random chocolate
Weird stalker wants to sedate me, wait until I'm unconcious then break into the house and rape my limp unconscious body
Secret agents who have defected to the Soviet Union want me for experiments and have laced the chocolate with sedatives
Some kids slashed all over it, wrapped it up again and put it through my letterbox, hoping I'd eat the urine tainted chocolate
Aliens did it
Chuck Norris

G|mp · 22 Mar 2006 at 13:44