My parents taught me never to take sweets from a stranger, this was different though

[basmic]

Did you remember to enter me into your will, for 50% of your house and bank account?

 

[D4VE]

Nice

Hope its not from Bin Laden.

 

[Dazzy_G]

i like it when they give out the free stuff at uni, its well good the free green and blacks ice cream was good

 

[kaiowas]

Theories so far:

• Postwoman thinks I'm a hot sex machine and wants to do me hard, so gives me free random chocolate
• Weird stalker wants to sedate me, wait until I'm unconcious then break into the house and rape my limp unconscious body
• Secret agents who have defected to the Soviet Union want me for experiments and have laced the chocolate with sedatives
• Some kids slashed all over it, wrapped it up again and put it through my letterbox, hoping I'd eat the urine tainted chocolate
• Aliens did it
• Chuck Norris

Terrorists laced the chocolate with mind control drugs and will make you start crashing planes into each other next time you're at work.

 

[Zip]

I have another plan
The next times she goes to post letters through the letter box, you box SCUZI junior through and see what she does

Just watch out incase u get paper cut

 

[Scuzi]

Terrorists laced the chocolate with mind control drugs and will make you start crashing planes into each other next time you're at work.

At the subsequent board of inquiry:

"So, Mr. Scuzi, why exactly did you put the aircraft on conflicting headings at the same level with a closing speed of 800 Knots?"

"Uhhh, I think the chocolate did it."

I have another plan
The next times she goes to post letters through the letter box, you box SCUZI junior through and see what she does

Just watch out incase u get paper cut

I like it....I like it.

 

[G|mp]

Put the "Hi im Scuzi" picture on the front door to ward them all off

 

[Datamonkey]

lol quality thread,

didnt know you were air traffic control, do now


weird one though, was it not labeled as a sampler or nowt?

 

[Exentia]

Put the "Hi im Scuzi" picture on the front door to ward them all off

mix your idea with Zips = plan!

 

[Zip]

At the subsequent board of inquiry:

"So, Mr. Scuzi, why exactly did you put the aircraft on conflicting headings at the same level with a closing speed of 800 Knots?"

"Uhhh, I think the chocolate did it."




I like it....I like it.

Dont for get to hang a sign around Scuzi junior saying "Kiss me im Irish" though

 

[CryptKeeper]

There was some guy in Edinburgh who was putting 50 quid through lots of ppl's letterboxes. Too bad I live in a flat

 

[Hawkpie]

while at uni, myself and friend used to get bored at nights and used to post custard creams through shops' letterboxes.

sometimes we would also put a little note in accompanying the biscuit.

funny at the time, but looking back quite sad

 

[Spunj99]

She's definately got your Zip code!


Ho-hooo!

 

[Irish_Tom]

Theories so far:

• Secret agents who have defected to the Soviet Union want me for experiments and have laced the chocolate with sedatives

In Soviet Russia Secret agents and chocolate laced with sedatives defects you!

Panzer

 

[Red and White]

Any bets on when I die?

take it your still alive then??

 

[Scuzi]

take it your still alive then??

Yup I was sick last night but I reckon the dodgy prawns did that. No chocolate today

 

[AJUK]

Don't free samplers usually come with a leaflet saying "Try our yummy chocolate, here is a free gift" (meaning they want you to buy your own body weight of the stuff).

A random bar of choc is suspicious and I do suggest that it is a love interest, perhaps a chubby chaser, who is trying to fatten you up. Or it even could be Buffallo Bill trying to fatten you up so that he can wear your skin.

 

[floatindolphin]

My parent's got one through their letterbox earlier in the week.

 

[Zip]

My parent's got one through their letterbox earlier in the week.

Did they get sick to?
If they didnt it would have to be Scuzis bad prawn that made himm sick.
But if they did....

 

[taliesyn]

Congratulations. You now have Anthrax