My Pyjamas have left me!

AtreuS said:
Originally Posted by neil3k
Sleeping nekkid with someone else's missus = win

corrected :p
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This man speaks the truth!


But another possibility is your wife could have hid them in your crack for comedy value.
In seriousness though I can't sleep with PJ's either I get far too hot and prefer my room freezing cold.
 
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I have 'Homer Simpson' Sleep Shorts (a few Pairs!!).. They're just streachy enough to not ride up where the sun don't shine!!...

Plus we have an En-Suite so no problem nipping for a piddle in the night!...

Plus if I sleep in the altogether and go for and pid you have to remember to wipe the balloon knot otherwise the Wife gets a bit annoyed with (her term) "The Wet End!!!" :D

Just a quick Wiggle and Shake and tuck it back in me Shorts!!... :p
 
Admiral Huddy said:
The other day however, not only have I woken completely bottomless but my PJs have made a mysterious exit from the bed and the house. It’s as if they just walked off my legs and went for run. I’ve no idea where on earth they have gone.

So I’m puzzled! Does anyone else have this problem? Am I the only person who just can’t wear anything in bed or am I just loosing my nuts!

:p
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I quite often wake up starkers, but I went to bed in pj bottoms/or boxers.
I'm really not sure what happens when I am sleeping, there's nobody here.
 
A guy I used to work with told me that his niece was sleeping over one weekend, and when she woke up on Sunday morning, she hopped into bed with him and his missus. He woke up, busting for a pee and, thinking his niece was asleep, nipped out of bed, starkers, and went to the bathroom. When he had gone, the little girl asked her Aunt, "Why was Uncle Nigel's willy upside down?"

I bought manly sarongs for the men in my household. The are very useful for this sort of emergency, plus they are great in the summer when you're just loafing around and fancy letting everything get a good airing.
 
yermum said:
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I bought manly sarongs for the men in my household. The are very useful for this sort of emergency, plus they are great in the summer when you're just loafing around and fancy letting everything get a good airing.
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Sorry bud, that second sentence, nor any other sentence for that matter will ever make up for the first, regardless of whether you try to convince us they are manly.
 
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that "manly" you must be joking
 
When the summer really gets going and you're sitting there sweating your *******s off, I will remind you of this thread! :p
 
Why can't you just not go for a pee in the night? Can't most normal people do this?

But it seems not so just go and buy yourself a pimping dressing gown :cool: Mine's YSL :D
 
I usually just wear boxers in bed and sometimes a tshirt if its freezing.

I have a habbit of taking my tshirt off in my sleep and sometimes in the morning I find it down the side of the bed or in my duvet somewhere. The other day I couldn't find it when I woke up, even though I remember going to sleep in it and after further investigation I found it folded neatly in the bath. Not sure how that happened...
 
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