To be fair there are some good gaming-related names. Frak has a certain pithy je ne sais quoi, but Chuckie-Egg would only be useful if you caught salmonella. Tempest would be ok for a weatherman, and Alone-in-the-Dark would be suitable for a manic depressive.
Atic-Atak would be useful for a career in daytime TV, Manic-Miner for a child with ADHD, and Pac-Man ought to be enough to discourage your child from joining the BNP. Heretic would be perfect for a priest, Doom for a banker, Quake for a coward, Breakout for a criminal mastermind, and Pong for anyone allergic to soap.
Then there's Need-for-Speed for an addict, Tomb-Raider for a necrophiliac, and Final-Fantasy if you're planning to have a fatal heart attack while watching porn. Resident Evil would be ideal for a live-in mother-in-law, and Half-Life if both parents are dwarfs.
Finally I like Daggerfall if your surname's Bates.