Associate
- Joined
- 7 Jan 2003
- Posts
- 1,407
- Location
- Rugby (Warwickshire)
Viagra in his morning coffee, maybe his bosses too?
Need a practical joke to get back at my manager :)
- Thread starter Megahurtz400
- Start date
Soldato
- Joined
- 15 Aug 2007
- Posts
- 15,788
- Location
- Outside in the bushes
Put cress seed in his keyboard and wait a few days
Associate
- Joined
- 29 Jul 2004
- Posts
- 1,822
- Location
- Glasgow/The Netherlands
If its raining, wrap his car in toilet paper
Jack his car up just enough so that you can get supports (bricks) under it. Just enough so that it looks like the tyres are still on the ground, even when you look closely. When he comes to drive awy he won't be able to work out why no "drive" to the wheels. and of course from the inside he won't be able to see them merrily spinning away.
If you can get hold of some "police line do not cross" or "BIOHAZARD" tape, (i'm sure the bay has this somewhere), sneak off at lunch or when you have the day off and put some over his door at home. or alternativly couple it with a few of those stick on bullet holes for his car windscreen.
A mate and I bought a few big bags of little plastic spiders and spent about an hour glueing them one at a time to his twin sisters' bedroom window at about 5 in the morning. That was a funny April Fool's day.
My personal favourite is to stick a can of shaving foam in the freezer for about 3 days, take it out, cut away the metal and chuck the cylinder somewhere to defrost. Works best in summer.
Not too good for work, but any of you uni folks out there, try putting gummy bears in the shower head. They only get sticky when the shower runs hot, and the first thing people do when they get out of the shower sticky is hop back in again.
The single all-time best prank I've played is clingfilming a mate's halls room. By clingfilm, I mean each and every individual thing - his mattress, pillows, all the clothes in his wardrobe and the wardrobe itself, every item of clothing down to individual socks in his drawers, every book on his shelf, his chair, his coffee table, the rug on his floor, his keyboard, mouse, monitor, speakers, base unit and all the cables, the 3 posters on his wall, each plug wrapped and placed back in the socket, the ashtray and each individual butt in it, even a button on his floor - all individually clingfilmed and placed back exactly where it was. Took 2 of us 4 hours, and we laughed about it for years. Totally worth it.
My personal favourite is to stick a can of shaving foam in the freezer for about 3 days, take it out, cut away the metal and chuck the cylinder somewhere to defrost. Works best in summer.
Not too good for work, but any of you uni folks out there, try putting gummy bears in the shower head. They only get sticky when the shower runs hot, and the first thing people do when they get out of the shower sticky is hop back in again.
The single all-time best prank I've played is clingfilming a mate's halls room. By clingfilm, I mean each and every individual thing - his mattress, pillows, all the clothes in his wardrobe and the wardrobe itself, every item of clothing down to individual socks in his drawers, every book on his shelf, his chair, his coffee table, the rug on his floor, his keyboard, mouse, monitor, speakers, base unit and all the cables, the 3 posters on his wall, each plug wrapped and placed back in the socket, the ashtray and each individual butt in it, even a button on his floor - all individually clingfilmed and placed back exactly where it was. Took 2 of us 4 hours, and we laughed about it for years. Totally worth it.
Me and my boss recently managed to get hold of our assistant managers house keys when he was working, we popped over to his house and moved every piece of furniture into a different room, we had his bed in the kitchen, sofa half way up the stairs, and just about squeezed his rowing machine into the bath.
He phoned us about 5 hours later, sounding very angry, but then just started laughing. He wanted to know why the gym stuff was in the bath, I told him its so he can keep clean whilst working out!
He phoned us about 5 hours later, sounding very angry, but then just started laughing. He wanted to know why the gym stuff was in the bath, I told him its so he can keep clean whilst working out!
Soldato
- Joined
- 13 Sep 2007
- Posts
- 3,951
When he's not looking press left ctrl+Alt and PrtScn on his keyboard.
Your personal favourite? Making a really small creamy puddle somewhere is your idea of an awesome joke? Admit it, you've never done it or actually seen it done have you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAMQdqfN08
Soldato
- Joined
- 9 Nov 2003
- Posts
- 9,515
- Location
- The Motor City
I just walked up to my coworker who has been working on the same document for about 3 hours, in one swift move hit CTRL+A then CTRL+X on his keyboard then walked away giggling. The shouts of rage were hilarious. I got my job off the printer and came back whilst he was searching frantically through his saved files and CTRL+V'ed him. He'll get me back.
I havnt done it yet but its on the books: get hold of eletric six - gay bar, edit it so its just the chorus over and over and then make it my house mates ringtone. he rarely gets called in the house so we will be out and about when it happens
He didn't think to CTRL+Z? What a nub.