Need a practical joke to get back at my manager :)

Put bubble bath in his washer fluid

Paint his car in watercolour

'Steal' his numberplates (Reqires no access to car)

Put cornflakes in every compartment in his car and then shut the compartment (Under the bonnet, seats, glovebox, boot ectetc.. Pretty cheap if you buy the cheapest.)

Put a for sale sign on his car and his mobile number, a cheap price and tell them to call him late in the evening.
 
Mikoyan said:
I predict a "I got fired for playing a joke on manager :(" in a few weeks time :P
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Haha I was just thinking that :p It's all funny when the manager plays a joke on you - but when you play a joke on him... "Hahaha.... ahhh welll... oh by the way - you're fired." :p
 
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Too much effort?
 
If you can get hold of big industrial bubble wrap, get a few of those and wrap his car up, or failing that, those polystyrine (spelt wrong i know) balls you get, the really tiny ones, you can get industrial bags of it, open his window a bit and fill his car up with them, or thirdly, you can get a whistle that you put in the exhaust, shove one of those up the exhaust and listen as he drives away and tries to wonder what is causing it :)

Hope that helps :)
 
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If he cant touch-types, and needs to look at keyboard when he types, change all letters around on keyboard, failing that, spend a whole day doing hole-punches, and when u have a lot of them annoying little pieces of round paper, fill his pockets of his jacket, his draws, all over his keyboard...everywhere :D
 
buy a cheap sim card and see if he's up for a bit of cheating if he is arrange to meet up then snap him with a cam when he arrives and put the pics up where he works the next day.If not it's only a £1 for a sim card in which case try get hold of his phone and switch it
 
bigjimmyauk said:
buy a cheap sim card and see if he's up for a bit of cheating if he is arrange to meet up then snap him with a cam when he arrives and put the pics up where he works the next day.If not it's only a £1 for a sim card in which case try get hold of his phone and switch it
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and if his missus doesnt believe him that it was all a practical joke if she finds out, she can kick him out...clever idea...:rolleyes:
 
Create an admin account on his machine. then configure netmeeting so it is running and then set his screen saver to a blue screen of death. then on your machine netmeeting to his mahcine and then disconnect straight away. this will bring up the blue screen screen saver. repeat as many times as required :)

edit: failing this get a wireless mouse and dongle and plug the dongle into the back of his machine. then keep the mouse in your pocket
 
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I packaged up our CTO's blackberry and left it at reception for him in a huge box of wotsits (or whatever those things are) after he left it in a meeting room :D
 
If you can gain access to his car put a wire from his horn to his windscreen wipers. Then wait for it to rain/snow and every time they sweep across his horn will go off and have all the other car drivers thinking what a tool he is. We did this to a bloke at work and it was weeks before it rained.

Print off business cards with a tranny on them and saying "for a good whipping ring........" and put them up in all the phone boxes in the area.

And lastly me personal favourite which I did to a woman at work. I had bought something from the purple people and they obviously hadn't swiped the alarm sensor thing properly but the security guard just waved me through as he had seen me go through the till. I knew it was then still "live" and I cut it out and put it inside the pocket on this woman's handbag at work. Forgot all about it for a couple of weeks until one morning she came into work late and fuming. I was known as the practical joker anyway and I couldn't keep a straight face as she told me that she had called into B & Q on the way to work but on leaving had set off the alarms. Security asked her if she had anything to which she said no. She was then taken to the manager's office and searched with a handheld sensor. They pinned it down to her handbag and gave her one last chance to come clean before calling the police. She was bricking it. Eventually they found the purple people tag and all was fine and they released her.

I got a 9 out of 10 for that joke.
 
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