Need a witty joke/image for the end of a presentation

[doodah]

Probably not going to get lynched for this but worth a try . A senior colleague has just made a rather strange request. He wants me to think/find a worthy joke and/or image to finish a presentation praising the work of a fellow colleague based on any of the following themes; atherosclerosis, lipoprotein metabolism, hyperlipidemia & cardiovascular disease.

GD can be great for stuff like this.......many thanks

 

[Addicted]

 

[estebanrey]

"Oh... and before I go, you're all sacked"

 

[Vanilla]

Come on man, this is GD. We are only good for Metastasis, Onychocryptosis, and neuroectodermal jokes.

FFS, lurk more

 

[iamtheoneneo]

Jimmy Saville walks into a hospital........


[Too soon?]

 

[doodah]

These are doctors and professors, "Yo Dawg" might not fit the bill

 

[Judgeneo]

"Yo Doc"?

 

[{SAS}TB]

And heres a picture of a huge ****







with a picture of a large cockrill ?

 

[Musty Pie]

 

[estebanrey]

These are doctors and professors, "Yo Dawg" might not fit the bill

Why not, Professor Green uses terms like that all the time.

 

[{SAS}TB]

lol

 

[doodah]

That's quite good but probably a little too risky

 

[Burnsy2023]

You can't beat this:

 

[doodah]

Retirement is the main key theme

 

[Redz]

Retirement is the main key theme

The big Macs are on him. Or something along the lines of: this presentation was brought to you by our sponsors: McDonalds-keeping cardiologists in employment since 1937.

 

[doodah]

That isn't too bad at all Redz, thanks

 

[Morbius]

 

[ikillbears]

what about the chemistry cat memes

 

[doodah]

Yeah had a look at a couple, not sure he would like them.

 

[antijoke]

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ...and doesn't. Or one of the other hilarious variety of that meme from chemistry cat.