Need some advice from an assault

Efour · 10 Jul 2011 at 12:35

TwistedDefekt said:
When my house was being terrorized by chavs (16 and under) i once waited for them to fly past on their hair dryers and try to grab one of them off (failed). Kinda shows i was mental ill and would do anything to get them back. Before that i chased a few of them down the road with a knife.

So i guess the moral of my story is, do something that will make them not want to **** you off.

Stab happy: I like you !

mattjd · 10 Jul 2011 at 12:37

Well I just contacted the police. I told them everything I knew and they want to carry on investigating considering he has crashed into 4x4 Police car before

About the 'beating him to a pulp while he is pinned thing', I have done this many times before and it has always turned out worst for me because of it. I ended getting anger management classes and they seemed to work because I was perfectly calm when I got hit. Does not help when one of the girls who was with me is the one I like and her shouting 'don't fight back!' it gave me mixed feelings so I guess what I did was probably the most sensible idea at the time :/ I still have a feeling that I wished I beat the **** out of him though

mattjd · 10 Jul 2011 at 12:37

TwistedDefekt said:
When my house was being terrorized by chavs (16 and under) i once waited for them to fly past on their hair dryers and try to grab one of them off (failed). Kinda shows i was mental ill and would do anything to get them back. Before that i chased a few of them down the road with a knife.

So i guess the moral of my story is, do something that will make them not want to **** you off.

This made me LOL

Efour · 10 Jul 2011 at 12:41

mattjd said:
Well I just contacted the police. I told them everything I knew and they want to carry on investigating considering he has crashed into 4x4 Police car before

About the 'beating him to a pulp while he is pinned thing', I have done this many times before and it has always turned out worst for me because of it. I ended getting anger management classes and they seemed to work because I was perfectly calm when I got hit. Does not help when one of the girls who was with me is the one I like and her shouting 'don't fight back!' it gave me mixed feelings so I guess what I did was probably the most sensible idea at the time :/ I still have a feeling that I wished I beat the **** out of him though

dude you should have punched her too, show her who is boss... whats wrong with kids these days ?

TNGL · 10 Jul 2011 at 12:44

TwistedDefekt said:
When my house was being terrorized by chavs (16 and under) i once waited for them to fly past on their hair dryers and try to grab one of them off (failed). Kinda shows i was mental ill and would do anything to get them back. Before that i chased a few of them down the road with a knife.

So i guess the moral of my story is, do something that will make them not want to **** you off.

That's something I'd like to do, however... they'd probably get their family of chavs to come down with baseball bats and put bricks through my window. I just tend to stay out of their way because they probably know people much worst than themselves.

mattjd · 10 Jul 2011 at 12:45

Efour2 said:
dude you should have punched her too, show her who is boss... whats wrong with kids these days ?

I can't hit a girl it is something I physically can't do.

But to add to the 'whats wrong with kids these days?' This is the guys 'about me' who attacked me on his facebook profile:

"u need mate,s all the time and give them all respect or u will lose them MATES COME 1st and R.I.P TIFF"

A comma as an apostrophe? u instead of you... Grrrr. 'Mates' LOL!

MeEsH BaKkA · 10 Jul 2011 at 13:06

Kids fight.

OP, I would have out this down to experience. No one got hurt, sure you got made to look silly in front of the girls and you how have to claim for you phone but who cares.

The police won't do anything other than mabey slap some wrists which in turn gets you a smack in the mouth.

To echo the words of a fellow member "stand and bang" you would/will feel much better for it and I don't have any doubt you would get left alone plus the added bonus if you win you will look like a hero in the eyes of your girl friends who no doubt want to bask in your glory and show their gratitude for vanquishing the local hoodlums. (or you could end up back in the lake, but don't think of that)

Megahurtz400 · 10 Jul 2011 at 13:28

mattjd said:
Yeah I probably will go back because I really like it there. I would bring big friends but I think I am the biggest out of all of my friends :L (6ft 4", athletically built) I think it would be safer if I had more friends along with me because my group split off before we went to the quarry (about 13 others went to the common).

I wasn't provoking it was just they were throwing rocks at me and there were 2 girls behind me and I could not just leave it without telling them to stop.

I will give the police a name and tell then about the message tomorrow but after that I am going to leave it and enjoy the rest of my summer.

Why didn't you just knock them all out then?

Would mean, no trouble from them, and the girls with you would have been like "Oh your such a hero!" then BAM!

You've got some vertical ham sandwich up in yo grills!

pooley · 10 Jul 2011 at 15:01

^TANK^ said:
Bend and bang to be honest, in all seriousness just put this down to one of life's many joyous events and move on. Do you think the little gob ****e that asked you for a fight is stewing over this? I think not.

This. I was slashed with knife at the side of my head at 17 and had my ankle stood on and fractured in three places at 20 when I was at a bonfire at a rugby club. That's life.

dowie · 10 Jul 2011 at 15:17

Tis worth reporting and they might well be interested in but again we've got the problem of guy on US owned internet site and UK police - I'd suspect it becomes a faff and they drop it. Like with the e-bay bracelet thread - if the guy had spotted his sister's bracelet for sale down at the local market rather thn e-bay then mr plod might have been more inclined to get involved.

Similarly with this case I'd wager that if you knew the address of this kid or the 6th form college he attends etc.. then you'd get further - simply having a link to his facebook profile might prove to be too much faffing about for the police when it comes to a minor assault case.

mattjd · 10 Jul 2011 at 15:47

dowie said:
Tis worth reporting and they might well be interested in but again we've got the problem of guy on US owned internet site and UK police - I'd suspect it becomes a faff and they drop it. Like with the e-bay bracelet thread - if the guy had spotted his sister's bracelet for sale down at the local market rather thn e-bay then mr plod might have been more inclined to get involved.

Similarly with this case I'd wager that if you knew the address of this kid or the 6th form college he attends etc.. then you'd get further - simply having a link to his facebook profile might prove to be too much faffing about for the police when it comes to a minor assault case.

Yes but is he has crashed into a Police 4x4 vehicle in the past then he is already on record. All they need is a name and picture and he will be dealt with

Dave**** · 10 Jul 2011 at 15:56

Head up mate, that's life

Also, 16 with an iPhone 4..... dang kids of today, I had a motorola "brick phone" when I was 16

franco_22 · 10 Jul 2011 at 16:52

pooley said:
This. I was slashed with knife at the side of my head at 17 and had my ankle stood on and fractured in three places at 20 when I was at a bonfire at a rugby club. That's life.

Just yesterday got punched and head butted by some chav, he ran away thou before I could do anything and then the police was around. Hope I can find him sometime.

EniGmA1981 · 10 Jul 2011 at 18:45

mattjd said:
one of the girls who was with me is the one I like and her shouting 'don't fight back!'

She obviously don't like you then - she wants to to get a pasting!

Seriously who the **** doesn't fight back!? If they're giving it, give it back - harder!

Rather than having your hand round his throat and holding him against a wall, you should've been holding him under the water!! Much more effective

Also, + to the "16+iPhone4=WTF" comment lol

KIA · 10 Jul 2011 at 18:51

mattjd said:
I wasn't provoking it was just they were throwing rocks at me and there were 2 girls behind me and I could not just leave it without telling them to stop.

mattjd said:
I ended getting anger management classes and they seemed to work because I was perfectly calm when I got hit.

I'll cut you some slack as you're only 16. Next time, just walk away.

Chives · 10 Jul 2011 at 19:09

Davola said:
Head up mate, that's life

Also, 16 with an iPhone 4..... dang kids of today, I had a motorola "brick phone" when I was 16

I'm 15 with an iPhone 4

Dunks · 10 Jul 2011 at 19:17

Chives said:
I'm 15 with an iPhone 4

Today's equivalent of a motorola brick phone

ooEy · 12 Jul 2011 at 01:20

mattjd said:
About the 'beating him to a pulp while he is pinned thing', I have done this many times before and it has always turned out worst for me because of it. I ended getting anger management classes and they seemed to work because I was perfectly calm when I got hit. Does not help when one of the girls who was with me is the one I like and her shouting 'don't fight back!' it gave me mixed feelings so I guess what I did was probably the most sensible idea at the time :/ I still have a feeling that I wished I beat the **** out of him though

Chavs fighting chavs?

I woulda stabbed the lot of you!

ooEy / Random dog walker

izit · 12 Jul 2011 at 01:57

This is just kids stuff, in the adult world this doesn't happen.

Vanquish-Storm · 12 Jul 2011 at 03:46

So the stand and bang advise thrown around here actually worked for a change!

Also eden lake is THE worst film ever its crap!