Need some advice please :)

This is the best way to start up convo with babes at the gym:

1) Step into squat rack
2) Look angry
3) load up 4 plates either side (or as many as you can)
4) Look around
5) Go up to her and go "oi you mind givin me a spot while I werk ze quads"
6) Step into squat rack
7) Pretend to struggle so she spots you
8) Make cheesy line about how you could do that more often
9) NAIL HER
10) profit?!!1
 
tisonlyme said:
Haha, knew I should have edited that.

What I meant to say was: I've lost count of the number of times I've seen a hot guy in the gym and thought 'please god make him come over and say hi!!!!'

Alas, they never do :(
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Go say hi to them then? Lack of confidence isnt very attractive in girls either.
 
strudey said:
Go say hi to them then? Lack of confidence isnt very attractive in girls either.
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Yeah it's the same for those girls who reckon their the dogs balls, walk around like their hot ****. I'm just like get out of my way you dumb whore.

The girls who are down to earth are much cooler, i.e the ones you could just as easily be friends with.
 
Killa_ken said:
Yeah it's the same for those girls who reckon their the dogs balls, walk around like their hot ****. I'm just like get out of my way you dumb whore.

The girls who are down to earth are much cooler, i.e the ones you could just as easily be friends with.
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Couldn't agree more. I really dislike women with the "I'm too good for you" attitude. Mostly because it's unwarranted self importance and dealing with them just seems like too much hard work and I'd rather spend my time doing something constructive... like playing computer games.
 
Just walk up to her and say Hi. Ask her how she is, then convo will start. What have you got to lose?
 
Moses99p said:
So you like the easy girls? Ones which require effort ftw.
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If a nightclub is the proverbial chicken coop... and I am the proverbial fox... I stalk the perimeter looking for the fat ones that can't get away or the ugly ones that the other foxes ignore.

I'm guaranteed a feed. The other foxes can spend all night running around after the more agile and tastier looking chickens. But they inevitably go home hungry.

Or something to that effect.
 
Atrox Moris said:
If a nightclub is the proverbial chicken coop... and I am the proverbial fox... I stalk the perimeter looking for the fat ones that can't get away or the ugly ones that the other foxes ignore.

I'm guaranteed a feed. The other foxes can spend all night running around after the more agile and tastier looking chickens. But they inevitably go home hungry.

Or something to that effect.
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I like it. :cool:

But I will never do fat or ugly chicks soo....
 
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