Need some good movie Quotes guys

"Oh right, oh right, oh right, thats what I love about these high school girls, I keep getting older they stay the same age" - Dazed and confused

"Shotgun Anus" - Harold and Kumar got the munchies

"Shwing! Shwing!" Waynes world 2
 
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

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J.B. Biggley: I realize that I'm the president of this company, the man that's responsible for everything that goes on here. So, I want to state, right now, that anything that happened is not my fault.
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The Book: If you have education, intelligence, and ability, so much the better. But, remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualities.
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The Book: You must get a brilliant idea. Now, the quickest way to get a brilliant idea is to steal someone else's.
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The Book: This is the time for maintaining a cool head, and following the one simple rule: put the blame on somebody else.
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"If you were any other man, i would kill you where you stand......."

Worf, Star Trek First Contact

"you were only suposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Micheal Cain, The Itallian Job
 
Brick Top: I wanna use the *****

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

[Gorgeous George has just been knocked out]
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.
Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of ******* car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-*******-spicuous now, is it?

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from, eh?

Brick Top: I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of ******* peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

In fact, just make them all snatch quotes.
 
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die.
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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"Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...
and what the hell is that smell!?"
 
Now, I know what you're thinking. "De he fire six shots, or only five?". Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off... you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do i feel lucky?". Well? Do ya, punk?
 
"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

Barfly Jack: He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.

Dog: What the **** is that?
Mickey: It's me bren gun.
Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.
 
[Having pulled over a speeding driver.]

Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?

Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?

Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?

[They go up to the car.]

Driver: Sorry about the...

Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

[The man gives him his license.]

Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.

Driver: [laughing] Sorry.

Foster: Is there something funny here boy?

Driver: Oh, no.

Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

[Foster stares at him.]

Foster: All right meow, where were we?

Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Foster: Am I saying meow?

Driver: I thought...

Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

[The man laughs.]

Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?

Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

[The man is uncontrollably laughing.]

Foster: You stop laughing right meow!

Driver: [Stops and swallows hard.] Yes sir.

Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.

[Rips off the ticket and hands it to the man.]

Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?

[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows.]

Foster: Meow!

Super Troopers
 
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ******* amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? - Joe Pesci - Goodfellas

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. - Travis Bickle - Taxi Driver

Childs, Childs... Chariots of the Gods, man. They practically own South America. I mean, they taught the Incas everything they know. - Palmer - The Thing

Good times today, stupor tomorrow. But this is now. So while prohibition lasts, make hay while the sun shines. I'm not a gangster. I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine. - ???? - Layer Cake
 
John Matrix. Remember when i said i would kill you last sully ?!?!

Sully: That's right matrix you did !

John Matrix. I Lied

*drops sully off cliff*

:D
 
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