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....the workers in wristband sweatshops all across Asia.
1000's of skilled artisans are being made to work night and day to meet demand for Charity Wristbands.
Children as young as 18 months are being made to spend 20 hours a day hunched over the special loom invented by Lance Armstrong.
I have launched a BRAND NEW wristband to raise awareness of these peoples' plight.
They are easy to acquire, do not rely on child labour, and are set to outstrip the other cool bands that have become this seasons ultimate accessory for fashionistas with a heart and/or conscience.
Thanks to an advanced distribution network, these bands can be found in work places and educational instuti... insitu... shcools and collages all across the UK.
They are absolutely free.
They have been constructed by melting down normal domestic rubber bands into large rubber bricks, these are then sold to psychiatric instuti... insitu... mental homes, which funds boxes of slightly higher quality bands.
With your help, we can change this horrible scene:
Into this tear-jerking vision:
Remember: The more you wear: the more you ARE AWARE.
If enough people wear enough bands, we can stretch a rubber band around the world.
This gigantic emotional band will bring happy and sad people closer together and create an overall worldwide feeling of "I'm OK, not great, but I can't complain".
Thanks for reading, and thanks for caring.
1000's of skilled artisans are being made to work night and day to meet demand for Charity Wristbands.
Children as young as 18 months are being made to spend 20 hours a day hunched over the special loom invented by Lance Armstrong.
I have launched a BRAND NEW wristband to raise awareness of these peoples' plight.
They are easy to acquire, do not rely on child labour, and are set to outstrip the other cool bands that have become this seasons ultimate accessory for fashionistas with a heart and/or conscience.
Thanks to an advanced distribution network, these bands can be found in work places and educational instuti... insitu... shcools and collages all across the UK.
They are absolutely free.
They have been constructed by melting down normal domestic rubber bands into large rubber bricks, these are then sold to psychiatric instuti... insitu... mental homes, which funds boxes of slightly higher quality bands.
With your help, we can change this horrible scene:
Into this tear-jerking vision:
Remember: The more you wear: the more you ARE AWARE.
If enough people wear enough bands, we can stretch a rubber band around the world.
This gigantic emotional band will bring happy and sad people closer together and create an overall worldwide feeling of "I'm OK, not great, but I can't complain".
Thanks for reading, and thanks for caring.
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