Get one of those tails that monks have and shave the rest
That is nearly redneck enough to be viable!
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That is nearly redneck enough to be viable!
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Hah well you only need a little bit to play with, or something like this:
OI! I don't look like a bloody crack fiend!
I like to have a bit of length on top to play with... ooh err!
You gotta shave that head. Going bald at such a young age requires it...
Hell, you shave ya head head and we'll start an OcUK fundraiser to the charity of your choice...
A rat tail??
BALD ****ING PATCH???
You gotta shave that head. Going bald at such a young age requires it...
Hell, you shave ya head head and we'll start an OcUK fundraiser to the charity of your choice...
BALD ****ING PATCH???
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Hah! I was thinking more of the top one, but couldn't find a picture 
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I went into this shop and they told me they'd all banged my mum and advised i should delete "System32" off my hard drive.
I went into this shop and they told me they'd all banged my mum and advised i should delete "System32" off my hard drive.
Do it, faggot
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Do you always stand with your legs that far apart? Does something get in the way between your legs?
Yep that's most certainly the reason
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pah.....
thats not a real hair cut.
today i went from :
to this:
thats not a real hair cut.
today i went from :
to this:
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If they banged your mum, I hope they used protection.
Mmmm, comfy pockets....
Yep, you're definitely the poster child for contraception.
Please don't ban me
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i feel my smoothness most days.....
oh.
3 different coloured condoms in a row!??! how unusual...
please dont ban me either !!!!
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Yep, you're definitely the poster child for contraception.
Please don't ban me
How long?
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Owned.
Please don't ban me:
haha, funny stuff... Your sound is messed up though...
P.S
Ban him for drinking under-age.
today i went from :
to this:
There's no improvement either way, it's a lost cause.