Caporegime
That really is the quintessential student halls room isn't it. Obligatory Stig poster and all! But! Do you have a sink in your room? That is a luxury afforded only to a few. When you're too pished/hungover to get to the bog, the sink is right there, the right height, and has two taps to hang onto.
I had a en-suite shower, loo and sink in mine