New Relationships

Dinomania · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:17

I told him off the other day for farting when bending down to kiss me.

Granted, he has to bend a long way, but that wasn't nice (even though I was struggling not to smile while reprimanding him)...

I think single duvets on a double bed are the way to go - no ratcheting, no dutch ovens, no waking up in the middle of the night wondering where 'your bit' has gone...

Voltar · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:22

Zip said:
I got a double Punch in the gut for farting in the bed the other night

You will get to this stage at some point

LOL

Just do your best to make 'em silent. There is however something very satisfying and amusing about getting away with farting in bed *tee hee*.

Yeah the whole 'don't want to screw this up' feeling was pretty wierd and the first few dates were quite a buzz.
Up and down rollercoaster...

of lo-o-ove

tbs · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:26

sara said:
I told him off the other day for farting when bending down to kiss me.

Granted, he has to bend a long way, but that wasn't nice (even though I was struggling not to smile while reprimanding him)...

I think single duvets on a double bed are the way to go - no ratcheting, no dutch ovens, no waking up in the middle of the night wondering where 'your bit' has gone...

"bits have gone"? sounds worrying

Zip · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:27

Voltar said:
LOL

Just do your best to make 'em silent. There is however something very satisfying and amusing about getting away with farting in bed *tee hee*.

I was asleep when i happened but soon released what i did, It was loud enough it even woke me up a bit

Then BAM BAM! To the guts

Vixen · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:30

sara said:
I think single duvets on a double bed are the way to go - no ratcheting, no dutch ovens, no waking up in the middle of the night wondering where 'your bit' has gone...

How do you wrap yourself up in a cocoon with a single duvet? :confused:

The trick is to go for a king sized duvet

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Dinomania · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:33

Vixen said:
How do you wrap yourself up in a cocoon with a single duvet? The trick is to go for a king sized duvet .

Do you do that thing where you roll one way, then the other, gathering it all in so you're all sausage-rolled up?!

I do that on cold nights when I have a bed to myself. Otherwise I just attach my freezing body onto his warm one and try to ignore the squeaks and clawings of him trying to get away...

Voltar · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:36

sara said:
Do you do that thing where you roll one way, then the other, gathering it all in so you're all sausage-rolled up?!

*shakes fist at the number of freezing nights spent at the mercy of sausage-rollers-up*

grrrr :mad:

Vixen · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:37

sara said:
Do you do that thing where you roll one way, then the other, gathering it all in so you're all sausage-rolled up?!

I do that on cold nights when I have a bed to myself. Otherwise I just attach my freezing body onto his warm one and try to ignore the squeaks and clawings of him trying to get away...

Kind of, I curl it under my feet and the left side goes half way under me then the middle gets pushed down between us and god help him if he tries to pull it away from me!

Mat · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:37

Vixen said:
The trick is to go for a king sized duvet .

I've got a Super-King duvet on a King-Size bed so there's more than enough to go round

sara said:
Otherwise I just attach my freezing body onto his warm one and try to ignore the squeaks and clawings of him trying to get away...

Evil... *hissss*

gillywibble · 18 Sep 2009 at 13:39

Voltar said:
*shakes fist at the number of freezing nights spent at the mercy of sausage-rollers-up*

grrrr

Now that does sound gay.

Magic_x_uk · 18 Sep 2009 at 14:20

Totally agree Sara,

Now this thread even managed to go off topic

Dinomania · 18 Sep 2009 at 14:24

Well, where else did you want it to go?

I think someone's in looovvvveeee and wants every opportunity to talk about heeerrrrr

Come on then, tell us more about this new relationship!

Voltar · 18 Sep 2009 at 14:25

sara said:
Well, where else did you want it to go?

I think someone's in looovvvveeee and wants every opportunity to talk about heeerrrrr

Come on then, tell us more about this new relationship!

Quite.

Spill the beans

cotton_flex · 18 Sep 2009 at 14:47

Honeymoon period is fun, falling in love is easy - basically you just wana bang each other. Dress it up how you will. But its all chemicals making the noise and funny fealings.

Staying in love, well as others have said...

Mat · 18 Sep 2009 at 15:28

cotton_flex said:
Honeymoon period is fun, falling in love is easy - basically you just wana bang each other. Dress it up how you will. But its all chemicals making the noise and funny fealings.

What you have described there is lust, not love.

purexxevil · 18 Sep 2009 at 16:05

cotton_flex said:
Honeymoon period is fun, falling in love is easy - basically you just wana bang each other. Dress it up how you will. But its all chemicals making the noise and funny fealings.

Staying in love, well as others have said...

I'd beg to differ completely.
Falling in love is way past "wanting to bang each other"!
That aspect, as said above, is lust. Pure, simple lust, which is driven by hormones. But actually being in love is very different to that, wouldn't you say?

I do agree of course there is an element of lust within a loving relationship, but there is so much more to it.