New security guard at work ...

Renton · 30 Jun 2015 at 07:28

Why has it only got 6 legs, thought spiders had 8?

Its aliens I tells ya!

Freefaller · 30 Jun 2015 at 07:35

It's only a huntsman, if it had been something dangerous then I'd have been a bit more worried. Still they look big and scary, and I'd rather not have to deal with them!

eatcustard · 30 Jun 2015 at 07:44

Can you eat them?

Sandycheeks · 30 Jun 2015 at 07:48

eatcustard said:
Can you eat them?

Not it one sitting!

I'm not that bothered about spiders tbh but I admit now, I would feel quite uncomfortable not knowing where it's gone.

FloppyPoppy · 30 Jun 2015 at 07:54

xxalxx said:
Yeah its a huntsman, its moved on now so we don't know where its gone to!!!

The only thing more terrifying than seeing a spider is knowing one is there, but not knowing from what side it will strike.

I highly suggest your colleagues adopt the testudo formation and keep a keen eye before it strikes.

mccarf · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:00

harry5522 said:
The only thing more terrifying than seeing a spider is knowing one is there, but not knowing from what side it will strike.

I highly suggest your colleagues adopt the testudo formation and keep a keen eye before it strikes.

What about if they work in packs like raptors? "Clever girl"

almoststew1990 · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:00

It would take a braver man than me to see that on the door and proceed to go through it!

unless you have another entrance somewhere else!

Freefaller · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:06

mccarf said:
What about if they work in packs like raptors? "Clever girl"

Sandycheeks · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:08

Serious question
Does everybody there use those ultra sonic pest repellent thingys?
I know I'd have 1 in each room if I thought I'd wake up to that feasting on me.

Tunney · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:14

Hunstman spider range:

Be afraid.

millsy888 · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:16

Tunney said:
Hunstman spider range:

Be afraid.

Thanks

tcfreer · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:17

Ah excellent - Manchester is just outside the green line

As they say in Baseball - Safe

Tefal · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:17

Tunney said:
Hunstman spider range:

Be afraid.

thats a hell of a jump theyve got

Mujja · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:24

Tunney said:
Hunstman spider range:

Be afraid.

They have none in the middle-east. That's why we need sharia law now !!!

FloppyPoppy · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:30

mccarf said:
What about if they work in packs like raptors? "Clever girl"

In that case these are the actions required.

blitzwing85 · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:51

Tunney said:
Hunstman spider range:

Be afraid.

lol they can travel the entire globe, but still refuse to come up North.
Nice and boring up here - unless you're scared of the small ones too like me

I got stuck at work a few months back when the car next to me in the car park (driver side) had over 100 wasps on it. I have no idea what the hell was on their car but the wasps were well into it. I had already walked up to my door too before noticing - I did the monty python as per the attached vid I'm not ashamed to say.

robgmun · 30 Jun 2015 at 08:55

Flukester said:
My googlefoo says Huntsman

Appropriate name! Seems like it's big enough to hunt man!

FortuitousFluke · 30 Jun 2015 at 09:11

Tefal said:
thats a hell of a jump theyve got

RyanAir will sell a ticket to anyone.

anything I don't mind · 30 Jun 2015 at 09:27

Looks like face crab from half life.

[FnG]magnolia · 30 Jun 2015 at 09:40

robgmun said:
Appropriate name! Seems like it's big enough to hunt man!

It does but it's not. It's the little ******* you have to watch out for.

Also, the big ******* too.

But not the Huntsman