New security guard at work ...

Commala · 30 Jun 2015 at 11:07

Photos of spiders don't really bother me and I can even see the beauty in some of the larger specimens. It's when the buggers are moving in real life that I get the cold sweats!

wordy · 30 Jun 2015 at 11:10

I know the Commander of HMS Vanguard. He's just moving the sub into range.

Rimsy · 30 Jun 2015 at 11:14

Tefal said:
this is why god made Australia so far away from everything.

And why we deemed it suitable for our criminals

Gambisk · 30 Jun 2015 at 11:16

OP I can only assume that you have handed in your notice effective immediately

Sargatanas2511 · 30 Jun 2015 at 13:23

It's hilarious how cowardly so many people are because of a spider.

Looks pretty cool to be honest!

MooMoo444 · 30 Jun 2015 at 13:31

Sargatanas2511 said:
It's hilarious how cowardly so many people are because of a spider.

Looks pretty cool to be honest!

He is only saying this because he has a spider in his room and doesn't want to offend it.

Si_Gregory · 30 Jun 2015 at 13:33

I'm usually the spider catcher in my house. I will be purchasing a flame thrower - thanks for the heads up.

Sargatanas2511 · 30 Jun 2015 at 13:34

MooMoo444 said:
He is only saying this because he has a spider in his room and doesn't want to offend it.

Uh.. I have uh... no idea.. what you mean...

.... . .-.. .--. / -- .!!

jetpaczx · 30 Jun 2015 at 13:37

Sargatanas2511 said:
.... . .-.. .--. / -- .!!

You reap what you sow

neil_g · 30 Jun 2015 at 13:42

NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE

apparently there was a huntsman in our warehouse once that came in with a shipment from the east. our server/comms rooms have way too many cobwebs for my liking.

AtaRo · 30 Jun 2015 at 13:58

Deep fry it.

silversurfer · 30 Jun 2015 at 14:06

Hades · 30 Jun 2015 at 14:23

The Geezer · 30 Jun 2015 at 14:44

WTF!!!

That was in Harry Potter I'm sure, so it's living a quiet life in Australia now. Maybe it will be back for the theatre play

Indie · 30 Jun 2015 at 16:22

almoststew1990 said:
It would take a braver man than me to see that on the door and proceed to go through it!

unless you have another entrance somewhere else!

Like... in a different country...

arknor · 30 Jun 2015 at 16:27

Tunney said:
Hunstman spider range:

Be afraid.

I'f Imagine warmer climates = bigger spiders though so I wouldn't imagine aus sized ones in the uk?

shauncr91 · 30 Jun 2015 at 16:35

It's Lamarr!

russell664 · 30 Jun 2015 at 16:38

It is going to eat your family.

Spacedeck · 30 Jun 2015 at 16:42

Since I've started to take spiders outside in to the garden from my house. Looking at this spider, it actually looks harmless. Seeing this in front of me though would probably make me think twice

merlin · 30 Jun 2015 at 16:42