Next door neighbour getting flirty...

I can imagine why, at 39, your mind would try to convince you that any sort of discussion with a 25 year old must be because she fancies you.
 
This.

Well done you had a chat with a girl, what you want a hand. As said this is a crappy Facebook status, not a thread.

easy there acid, just posting a true story in between all the McCann crap.

I swear if they ever raised an OCuk army, it'd be a division of 10,000 guys with the chain gun out of predator, destroying an entire rain forest.
 
The first thing I would do is look for somewhere else to live, and when you find that place, smash her and leave. That way you'll be long gone before the Husband gets home.
 
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