I've worked in both public sector and private sector (approx. 7-8 years in both), and I know that private sector is much much MUCH more efficient!
Buying a chair:
Private sector - manager performs VDU assessment, specs up a chair, purchasing bod orders it, it arrives in a few days time.
Public sector - admin performs VDU assessment, specs up a chair, another admin uses bespoke in-house ordering system to order chair, order gets referred back and admin has to fill in a "new supplier" form, chair gets re-ordered, a few days later, the manager / approver gives go-head, chair arrives in 3 weeks time. Too many cooks and all that.
Installing a white board:
Private sector - purchasing bod orders white board from B&Q / Wilkinson etc, arrives next day (or collect it), team installs it in their room.
Public sector - as above woes with ordering the board, again too many cooks, arrives in 1-2 weeks time, then admin raises job with the facilities dept, another week goes by then someone from facilities installs the board, then we have to provide a budget code to bill our department (even though facilities is in-house). Already a considerable amount of money ****ed up the wall just for a £8.99 white board.
Technical issue with the photocopier:
Private sector - support contract with HP / Xerox etc, technician turns up same day or next day to fix it.
Public sector - ticket has to be raised with IT (in-house) who will then log a call with HP / Xerox, response is 2-3 days.
Team away day:
Private sector - we actually go off-site i.e. an AWAY day, hire a conference room for £140, pub lunch, then do team building in the afternoon (e.g. ceramics).
Public sector - the 'away' day is just another room on-site, meetings all day (no team building), have to fill in a hospitality sheet for 2 x tea, 2 x coffee + lunch for everyone, then goes against the team's budget code. Easily costs over £140 even though our kitchen and catering staff is in-house.
Room temperature:
Private sector - windows can open fully to let in a breeze.
Public sector - radiators turn on automatically on 1st September (can't override them), so more money ****ed up the wall in heating, and the windows can only open by about 5cm.
Sickness absence:
Private sector - a few days per year per staff on average
Public sector - a few weeks per year per staff on average, plus people going off for 6 months at a time, then magically coming back as soon as their full pay switches to half pay so that they can get full pay again.
The average office staff-manager ratio (7 employees):
Private sector - 6 staff, 1 manager
Public sector - 4 staff, 3 managers