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OhEsEcks

OhEsEcks

OhEsEcks

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Boot cut jeans, salmon shirt,
I have a skin routine and my elbows hurt,
I don't give blood. Because I won't give blood.

Bought a tan'tula off a Swedish guy,
He helped me out in Stolkholm with a D.U.I,
And I stalk Ian Brown, when he comes to town.

I stole cocaine off my nephews friend,
I did it with the fellas at the A.G.M,
And Eleanor from A&R refused me again,
so I did that thing at the Holiday Inn.

My wife sells cheese on the Internet,
I think about her sister when we're intimate,
Her family and friends, they don't like me anymore,
cause I threatened all her brothers with an antique sword.

I'm your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend,
We're taking him to Holland for a long weekend,
He never had a stag, he never had a stag,
We're taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man.

Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend,
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands,
He never had a stag, he never had a stag,
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and buying him a bag.

I watch gay porn in my garden shed,
I lie to everybody that my father's dead,
I smell like Joop... my son has croup.

Picking up the hooker that I like the best,
Crying on her toilet cause my life's a mess,
I'm sleeping in the office cause my wife's depressed,
I'm heating streaky bacon in a trouser press.

I am your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend,
I'm taking him to Holland for a long weekend,
He never had a stag, he never had a stag,
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man.

Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend,
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands,
And maybe when you've children of your own,
You'll be praying for a best friend just like me.
 

bazzabear

bazzabear

bazzabear

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Posts
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By a very convoluted route, starting with looking into the history of a banger racing track, I came across this ancient track by a band I've never previously heard of, and actually quite liked it.

 
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