Nun better joke than this.

Azagoth said:
The Mother Superior tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door.

They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice ****. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
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The 7 Dwarfs go up to a convent and Doc urges Dopey to knock on the door:

Dopey: Knock, knock..
Mother Superior answers: Yes my son?
Dopey; Sorry to bother you Mother but have you got a 2 foot tall nun living here?
MS: No my son /closes door
Doc and the other 5 Dwarfs egg Dopey on again.
Dopey: Knock, knock..
MS: What is it my son?
Dopey: Sorry to bother you again Mother but do you know if there's a 2 foot tall nun in the country?
MS: Not to my knowledge my son /closes door again
Doc and the other 5 Dwarfs egg Dopey on once more.
Dopey: Knock, knock..
MS: WHAT?
Dopey: I don't suppose you know of any 2 foot tall nuns anywhere in the world do you?
MS: No, there's definitely no 2 foot tall nuns living here and I doubt there's any living in the country or the world /slams door
'Ha ha, Dopey shagged a penguin' shout the other 6 dwarfs..
 
Wow, I've liked all the jokes in this thread so far... that's a first! Here's hoping these old ones don't ruin it...

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent". "Thank God!" said an elderly nun at the back, "I'm so tired of Chardonnay!"

and...

Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical and the other one was known as Sister Logical. It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.

Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?

Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

Sister Logical: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes, 20 seconds at the most. What can we do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

Sister Mathematical: It's not working.

Sister Logical: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and was worried about what had happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrived, breathless and flushed.

Sister Mathematical: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

Sister Mathematical: And?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then?

Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down
 
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