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the-void said:
Microwave it. I give it about 35 seconds on 1000 watt.
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I pray for the day we all get to see you have your nuts hacked off by a rusty, blunt penknife, then have them seasoned with Oregano and drizzled in oil then banged in the industrial strength 1000w microwave for 45 seconds then served to you piping hot , so much so that you burn the roof of your mouth on your own sack.
 
Wang said:
I pray for the day we all get to see you have your nuts hacked off by a rusty, blunt penknife, then have them seasoned with Oregano and drizzled in oil then banged in the industrial strength 1000w microwave for 45 seconds then served to you piping hot , so much so that you burn the roof of your mouth on your own sack.
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It's interesting given your username that you'd post about his wang :p
 
Lol at this thread. I left the window open last night and after a bit I had two big ones running about. Got one back outside whilst the other ran off somewhere :(

Seems the smaller ones creep me out more than the bigger ones.

I'll never forget when I was asleep and felt something on my face which turned out to be a spider with long, creepy looking legs. Nearly died.
 
There's at least one in my room. Saw it last night and tried to pick it up, but it got away, crafty beggar. Don't mind though, it's a pretty big room so there's enough space. So long as it doesn't try climbing up one of my orifices while I'm sleeping at least :eek:
 
Wang said:
I pray for the day we all get to see you .....
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:rolleyes:

If me microwaving spiders makes you want to torture people then lord only knows what psychopathic activities you plan to do to me if you would have seen me yesterday swinging my sack of kittens over the canal wondering if it would be more fun to tie the bag up or their legs.

;)
 
I have cats, so spiders don't last long. The combination can be frightening though. I grew up in South Africa, but I've become accustomed to the little spiders you get over here :) I once saw a spider so large that before I saw it, I heard it scuttling across the wooden floor :eek: . My cats went to investigate and I was convinced they were going to get eaten, so I threw a giant cushion on top of it...I didn't mean to squish it :( - I figured it would run off with the cushion on it like some kind of armour :D

And there's always the long dead tarantula thread which was on here not long after I joined.......that thread gave me one of the biggest frights of my very nearly abruptly-ended life.
 
LOL

This forum really does have the best threads

I congradulate you ocukers

(spelling is bad ya ya )
 
Mark A said:
I just evicted one of a similar size to that from our kitchen. I used my hands to capture it as well :D .
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Sir, pics or it didn't happen!
 
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