OcUK Anonymous Valentine's Day

For [FnG]Magnolia


Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Jessica Biel is married to Justin Timberlake and you will never even meet him,

So grow up, I mean, you’re a father for Christ’s sake and you’re not even gay, stop pretending to be. Now go to work.
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This one is quality!
 
Naffa said:
Send your anonymous OcUK Valentine's day love letters to [email protected], and tomorrow, I will post them here for everyone to see. <3 :)

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Here is an example of the king of thing we are looking for. :)

Originally Posted by Secret Admirer
My Valentine for [TW] Fox

Roses are red
BMW's are over rated
If we bumped uglies on your wipe clean seats
I'd be elated!

MWAH!!!

Your Secret Admirer



Obviously they will be posted anonymously. Let the love commence.
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I can't believe I missed this thread. Nice to see my rhyme from last year was remembered though. Fox, I still love your carpeted door bins.:D
 
OcUK I'm not trolling
You hating but you see me rolling
Telling the truth for all to see
On account of my lunarcy

xxx
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Valentine for my strong French ox.

I suppose I've always loved him.
Even before I'd read his words on a screen, even before I'd seen his body, even before I'd heard his voice, I'd always loved him.
Even after he asked me to stop following him, even after he ended up shattering my dreams by 'falling in love' with someone else, and even after the cease and desist letters arrived, I'll always love him.

in my dream you are late which vexes me but you seem carefree, laissez-faire, so French, so man. So beast.
"Where are we going?" I gush in spite of my annoyance.
"To ze heavenz, mademoiselle. Where else?" you laugh.

I love you Freefaller. Be my valentine.
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Oh god, I'm sorry. Here are the rest! :D

OcUK I'm not trolling
You hating but you see me rolling
Telling the truth for all to see
On account of my lunarcy

xxx
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For G-Man2004:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

John Frusciante,

Belongs in a zoo.
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Valentine for my strong French ox.

I suppose I've always loved him.
Even before I'd read his words on a screen, even before I'd seen his body, even before I'd heard his voice, I'd always loved him.
Even after he asked me to stop following him, even after he ended up shattering my dreams by 'falling in love' with someone else, and even after the cease and desist letters arrived, I'll always love him.

in my dream you are late which vexes me but you seem carefree, laissez-faire, so French, so man. So beast.
"Where are we going?" I gush in spite of my annoyance.
"To ze heavenz, mademoiselle. Where else?" you laugh.

I love you Freefaller. Be my valentine.
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Mustard is yellow
Pancake is brown
I’m hung like dino
Now pull your pants down

Mwah! x
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(The above one was addressed to me, thank you). ;)

Roses are red,
It's elementry,
Let's call up a friend,
and try double entry.
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Dearest Gillywibble,



The US government may have perpetrated 911 but since it’s 0214 let’s get together and erect our own twin towers.



Be my valentine. My tower won’t crumble to dust.



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To the badger,

I love you!! You are the bestest in the world. :D

Love from your favourite horse in the world, Roger.
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To no one in particular, I just want it posting:

Roses are great
Violets are victorius
but never try to suprise
Oscar Pistorius!

Anon
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