OcUK FACTS Thread

Noxis · 3 Mar 2006 at 23:09

Theres no I in Team America. FACT.

chrisd · 3 Mar 2006 at 23:16

iCraig said:
Imagine the poor sod who found that out the hard way

"Ok Daisy, down ya go"

"Sorry Guv, I can't down the stairs, my joints don't moooooove that way"

"I don't care about your joints! My wife will be home in 5 minutes, get down the bloody stairs!"

Thanks Ricky

Jake 2.0 · 3 Mar 2006 at 23:33

Nix said:
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate...

and that is why the sea is salty.

most of the facts circulated in an email are rubbish! fact

Chronos-X · 3 Mar 2006 at 23:36

Purported facts ending with "and no one knows why" are always false - FACT!

and no one knows why

triggerthat · 3 Mar 2006 at 23:53

Geeks always get the girl.

malfunkshun · 3 Mar 2006 at 23:57

Walt Disney was afraid of mice, FACT!

iCraig · 4 Mar 2006 at 00:03

chrisd said:
Thanks Ricky

T'names Craig.

Zip · 4 Mar 2006 at 00:21

One testicle is bigger then the other.
About 95% of males masturbate at least once in their life
Insects are a good source of protein
Beethoven was deaf
1+1=2

Chronos-X · 4 Mar 2006 at 00:22

Zip said:
One testicle is bigger then the other.
About 95% of males masturbate at least once in their life
Insects are a good source of protein
Beethoven was deaf
1+1=2

And the other 5%? :eek:

Zip · 4 Mar 2006 at 00:26

Chronos-X said:
And the other 5%?

Ive always wonderd the same thing.
What ive come up with is: They have very pleasing Girlfriend or they are monks

Scuzi · 4 Mar 2006 at 00:27

Chronos-X said:
And the other 5%?

..are quadraplegic.

megakid · 4 Mar 2006 at 04:11

FincH said:
You can cook 16 pieces of McDonalds regular meat (used in Big Macs, Hamburgers etc) from frozen in as little as 42 seconds.

Surely you can cook as many as you want from frozen in 42 seconds as long as you have a big enough grill/cooker?

Dace · 4 Mar 2006 at 04:55

Sic said:
if you pour alcohol into your ass, it gets your drunk quicker.

On a similar note, Russian female teenagers quite often soak tampons in vodka and put it in their special place to absorb the alcohol so their parents can't spell it on their breath. As long as their dad isn't anything like Gary Glitter they'll get away with it.

Fusion said:
Go on, someone mention the duck.

*sighs* A ducks fart doesn't echo and nobody knows why. I don't care if I am going to be a slowass on this one, I took the time to type it and you've just taken the time to read it so neh!

Mr_L said:
A fart can leave the human body at more than 8 ft/s.

The Bombadier beetle farts at 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

wyrdo said:
Porcupines float in water!.

Elephants are good swimmers and can reach a speed of 10mph when doing it. Gorillas however sink like a stone because of their muscle density.

malfunkshun said:
Walt Disney was afraid of mice, FACT!

Whichever way his head points, Mickey Mouse's ears always face forward. EDIT: Oh, almost forgot about the cat and mouse one there. If you put a cat in a room with an unlimited supply of mice, on average it will kill 15 before stopping.

zip said:
Insects are a good source of protein

Pork-stuffed crickets are a popular snack in Burma. Well, not with the crickets obviously, but you know what I mean.

Gilly said:
If all polar bears are left handed and 10% of car theives are left handed then it stands to reason that there's a 10% chance of it being a polar bear.

1 in ten chance of left handed thief
All polar bears left handed
Ba-da-bing. Its obvious.

Obvious maybe, but more accurately, its wrong. Polar bears have paws. Your mathematics is based on an incorrect assumption and therefore invalid.

My ones:

*A diamond is the only gemstone consisting of a single element.
*The terrain of the arctic is officially classed as a desert, as the annual precipitation is less than 4 inches.
*In 1990, the French government created "Le Ministry du Rock'n'Roll".
*Adding salt to grapefruit will make it taste sweeter.
*All fish are born without scales.
*The Inca's were a sensible people, and rather than the sun to measure time, they used the time taken for a potato to cook.
*33% of peanuts grown in the US ends up as peanut butter. 66% of Americans will be obese as adults. 1% of the global population think George Bush Jr is doing a good job.

Soul Rider · 4 Mar 2006 at 11:25

A man's nipples will always be between 8.5 and 9 cm apart. FACT

Woman's vary greatly..

Chronos-X · 4 Mar 2006 at 11:26

Soul Rider said:
A man's nipples will always be between 8.5 and 9 cm apart.

Woman's vary greatly..

If you're from ethiopia?

Serj · 4 Mar 2006 at 11:35

iCraig said:
Imagine the poor sod who found that out the hard way

"Ok Daisy, down ya go"

"Sorry Guv, I can't down the stairs, my joints don't moooooove that way"

"I don't care about your joints! My wife will be home in 5 minutes, get down the bloody stairs!"

This joke was brought to you courtesy of Ricky Gervais.

Sic · 4 Mar 2006 at 11:43

Serj said:
This joke was brought to you courtesy of Ricky Gervais.

and so was my fact

iCraig · 4 Mar 2006 at 11:46

Nix · 4 Mar 2006 at 11:51

Freak_boy said:
most of the facts circulated in an email are rubbish! fact

A round of applause to you. That is infact a joke and not a fact and it is also older then time itself.

Squark · 4 Mar 2006 at 13:14

Soul Rider said:
A man's nipples will always be between 8.5 and 9 cm apart.

Surely you mean inches

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