I would say I think I would be one of the last people the UK Government would want in control of UK-Scots affairs to be frank Castiel.
I'd bring the house down.
I couldn't be apart of that politik, on the fun side?
PM - Vote for him
Cabinet Office - Dolph. See how he copes with reforming the borked system he so despises.
Treasury - Personally I'd want a look at this, see what I critique from the inside.
Foreign Office - Meridian perhaps, well rounded it would seem.
Education - Castiel
Health - Maustin
Transport - Jonny69
Business - Stockhausen for sure let him have his go as well.
Energy - Acidhell2
Environment - clv101
Culture & Sport - Freefaller
Work & Pensions - Von Helmet
Home Office - Semi pro waster was removed from PM for this role, sorry dude.
A new department of Ministry of Information - Groen.
Defence - Asim & Groen commanding a GD militia with SC officers. (Von/Small.)
Wales - Tefal, but he doesn't seem too welsh so I'm not sure how chuffed they'd be. Can't think of any other Welsh, sorry.
Northern Ireland - Skippi90
Scotland - Jokester. I'm sure he'd be just as effective in that role as me.
*subject to change at any given moment.