People are such gays! Postmen are also gays.
gays gays gays gays gays
Haven't received my gift or a missed parcel card yet![]()
there has been a bit too much talk of 'the plug' in this years SS, hope i dont get anything that goes straight into the bin![]()
you're doing it wrong!![]()
Bought the wife a rampant rabbit from Ann summers and it arrived in a right mess box all battered, customer service are sending another and basically said keep the old one, so I am sorted for next years SS
I had a moment of such strong temptation last night. I thought "it's only a few days, I could keep quiet for that long". I had to strike girlfriend to prevent myself from tearing the paper off.
I hope you don't mean that you physically 'struck' your girlfriend.![]()
I did mean that. Did I actually do it though? No, because I'm not mental. I do make some weird jokes though I guess.
I nearly bloody did though when she grabbed my phone and saw what I'd got her for Xmas. I mean really, would I be texting another woman in front of her, or hiding a text that gave away the present I just bought her?
I did mean that. Did I actually do it though? No, because I'm not mental. I do make some weird jokes though I guess.
I nearly bloody did though when she grabbed my phone and saw what I'd got her for Xmas. I mean really, would I be texting another woman in front of her, or hiding a text that gave away the present I just bought her?
Bought the wife a rampant rabbit from Ann summers and it arrived in a right mess box all battered, customer service are sending another and basically said keep the old one, so I am sorted for next years SS
Bought the wife a rampant rabbit from Ann summers and it arrived in a right mess box all battered, customer service are sending another and basically said keep the old one, so I am sorted for next years SS