OcUK Secret Santa 2012 - The UnWrapUp

Sonea Fifer · 27 Dec 2012 at 21:01

Meh - mine was easy to purchase gifts for as he spams the forums left, right and centre . . . . . . . . . . . .

Seriously though - it can't be that hard to spend half an hour or so stalking your victim then buy something relevant to their posts and likes. Given the nature of the forum we're all posting on it's probably safe to say we're all "geeks" to a certain level or so with some preferring gaming to graphics cards to hardware to mobiles to cars to physical fitness and so on.

Failing that - everyone on here likes Haribo

Deep · 27 Dec 2012 at 21:01

I'm waiting for Burnsy to post to see if he enjoyed the presents!

Cleeecooo · 27 Dec 2012 at 21:06

Sonea Fifer said:
Meh - mine was easy to purchase gifts for as he spams the forums left, right and centre . . . . . . . . . . . .

No I don't :mad:

Wait... did I just fall into a trap? :confused:

Touché

Salsa · 27 Dec 2012 at 21:15

Devrij said:

Ahh perhaps I should clarify now I have pictures to upload.

My present turned up looking like this.

Come christmas day I opened my parcel to find a lovely note stuck on the side reading this.

This caused no end of hilarity in my house as grandma Salsa asked what on earth a "butt plug" was while my brothers killed themselves laughing. When my brother kindly explained what a "butt plug" was she then wanted to know who on earth would send me such a thing. Explaining it was some random dude I had never met from the internet did not seem to go down well.

With intrepidation I opened the package and was both pleased and excited in equal measure!

MrMoonX has sent me a boogiebug extreme. (Shown here with my old Jack Daniels bar mat that I have been using for years)

While I am very pleased with my gift I am most impressed by the fact that it is the exact same size as my desk (60x120cm) which means it is a perfect fit! I dont know if this was sheer luck or some epic google skills from my SS but I doff my hat to you sir!

So thank you very much MrMoonX!!

/Salsa

The__Malteser · 27 Dec 2012 at 21:37

Seems like the right sized butt plug!

Devrij · 27 Dec 2012 at 21:40

That's what OcUK secret Santa is all about: buttplug jokes and awesome gifts.

mrk · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:11

Damn!

I've gained some ideas for next year from some of these presents posted although depending on who it is...hmm.

King Damager · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:30

For reference I went off 250 posts on the basis it was last years rules, but I do suspect if I run this again next year (presuming I have time) I'll be running with stricter entry rules such as 1,000 posts.

kd

Hitman_Leon · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:35

Wonder if Schizo realised I was his SS yet, want to know he understood the reason there was a £20 note in the giant mug and snow bites for someone who dose not like confectionary.

Salsa · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:37

King Damager said:
For reference I went off 250 posts on the basis it was last years rules, but I do suspect if I run this again next year (presuming I have time) I'll be running with stricter entry rules such as 1,000 posts.

kd

I was one of the supporters of a post count threshold last year however I think 1k posts is too high. You run the risk of making ss a rather elitist when it should be more inclusive and enhance the community at ocuk.

/Salsa

MrMoonX · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:39

Salsa said:
I was one of the supporters of a post count threshold last year however I think 1k posts is too high. You run the risk of making ss a rather elitist when it should be more inclusive and enhance the community at ocuk.

/Salsa

Where's your unwrap pics

cainer · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:40

MrMoonX said:
Where's your unwrap pics

post #324

Cleeecooo · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:42

Salsa said:
I was one of the supporters of a post count threshold last year however I think 1k posts is too high. You run the risk of making ss a rather elitist when it should be more inclusive and enhance the community at ocuk.

/Salsa

+1

500 seems reasonable

Salsa · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:43

MrMoonX said:
Where's your unwrap pics

A few posts up

/Salsa

MrMoonX · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:44

Doh, me fail bad

Did u think it was a butt plug? Lol

King Damager · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:45

Hitman_Leon said:
Wonder if Schizo realised I was his SS yet, want to know he understood the reason there was a £20 note in the giant mug and snow bites for someone who dose not like confectionary.

What was the reason?

Salsa said:
I was one of the supporters of a post count threshold last year however I think 1k posts is too high. You run the risk of making ss a rather elitist when it should be more inclusive and enhance the community at ocuk.

/Salsa

Hmm, I agree in principle, but it would be the same as the MM rules. Anyway, it doesn't matter too much right now

kd

Salsa · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:50

MrMoonX said:
Doh, me fail bad

Did u think it was a butt plug? Lol

I figured that a butt plug that large would probably cost significantly more than £15 but there was a little doubt at the back of my mind.

Lucky for me it was something more useful and less disturbing. Thanks!!

/Salsa

Homer-Simpson · 27 Dec 2012 at 22:56

King Damager said:
For reference I went off 250 posts on the basis it was last years rules, but I do suspect if I run this again next year (presuming I have time) I'll be running with stricter entry rules such as 1,000 posts.

kd

1000 posts :eek:

I better start spamming ready for next year!

Hitman_Leon · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:11

King Damager said:
What was the reason?

Rainforest vouchers never arrived hence the £20 note, my 9yo daughter decided to add the snow bites for Schizo's small person.

King Damager · 27 Dec 2012 at 23:11

Hitman_Leon said:
Rainforest vouchers never arrived hence the £20 note, my 9yo daughter decided to add the snow bites for Schizo's small person.

Cool, if Schizo has a male small person his could be the blossoming beginning of a long and glorious relationship

kd

**OcUK Secret Santa 2012 - The UnWrapUp**

OcUK Secret Santa 2012 - The UnWrapUp