No parcel for me yet and getting worried as my Santa messaged me 4 days ago to say it was on its way
Nuffin yet. I can’t sleep worrying that I might not have any presents a Christmas as we are poor and only have air for food.
Should I phone 999 and see if the Police will help or is it best to go back to feevin? I must keep my wife happy and she wants and expensive crack pipe so I need my secret Santa so I can sell it down the pub for hard cash!!
Won’t you fink of the children!!